Jack Grealish #91 Live from the Nigerian embassy

jumpmoon · Nov 23, 2022

@rosierose91 my fella rolled over to me this morning and asked me what RLF meant cos he had been a beaky bastard reading over my shoulder the night before, he thought it meant Real Life Foden

I also asked him to buy me a satisfier cos I feel like I’ll need one seeing how things are going right now but I’m currently -£48.90 overdrawn and he said “what is that? A McDonald’s?”

ruby1080 · Nov 23, 2022

jumpmoon said:
@rosierose91 my fella rolled over to me this morning and asked me what RLF meant cos he had been a beaky bastard reading over my shoulder the night before, he thought it meant Real Life Foden

I also asked him to buy me a satisfier cos I feel like I’ll need one seeing how things are going right now and he said “what is that? A McDonald’s?”

I think he’s been on here. I recognise this level of feigned ignorance because this is my reaction every time someone irl talks about a Jack Grealish.

jumpmoon · Nov 23, 2022

ruby1080 said:
I think he’s been on here. I recognise this level of feigned ignorance because this is my reaction every time someone irl talks about a Jack Grealish.

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He’s giving it to me thick and fast in all the wrong ways this morning, because I misheard him and thought someone had ASKED HIM to write an article on the discourse surrounding Jack Grealish’s legs in light of the work early modern historians have done on the fetishisation of the male ‘shapely leg’ in the eighteenth century. If anyone should be writing that it should be ME. This is so niche I’m sorry I’ll shut up for the foreseeable

ruby1080 · Nov 23, 2022

jumpmoon said:
He’s giving it to me thick and fast in all the wrong ways this morning because I misheard him and thought someone had ASKED HIM to write an article on the discourse surrounding Jack Grealish’s legs in light of the work early modern historians have done on the fetishisation of the male ‘shapely leg’ in the eighteenth century. If anyone should be writing that it should be ME.

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FYI, the Satisfyer is currently only £25 on Amazon, send him a link.

I’m on the verge of ordering another as I’m worried about the battery on my first one (I’m making it sound bad but it’s really not done too badly considering).

333149O · Nov 23, 2022

him calling himself jdot has ruined my day.. not sure why. I think I need a therapist

scared123 · Nov 23, 2022

Had such a lovely cute puppy JG dream and woke up to him calling himself Jdot. Not sure what to do with myself now

cornflower · Nov 23, 2022

333149O said:
him calling himself jdot has ruined my day.. not sure why. I think I need a therapist

feel this in my soul

some of the shite i've googled today is embarrassing in a completely different way to usual

can we sack off work and just groupsnuggle like in the below image? (the cuddle looks v uncomfortable for him physically but he’s just going with it lol)

ruby1080 · Nov 23, 2022

cornflower said:
feel this in my soul some of the shite i've googled today is embarrassing in a completely different way to usual

can we sack off work and just groupsnuggle like in the below image? (the cuddle looks v uncomfortable for him physically but he’s just going with it lol)
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I have to do a presentation right now but have got so much anxiety that the next HD photo is going to appear. Please wait for me Pop Mag/Arena Homme.

Then I will group snuggle for the rest of the day.

333149O · Nov 23, 2022

cornflower said:
feel this in my soul some of the shite i've googled today is embarrassing in a completely different way to usual

can we sack off work and just groupsnuggle like in the below image? (the cuddle looks v uncomfortable for him physically but he’s just going with it lol)
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would kill for this level of snug with all my tattle babs.
the only ppl that truly get me

haha

Violetroselily · Nov 23, 2022

Want to join in the group snuggle too pls

I picture it like this pile of piggies I saw at a farm a couple of months ago

333149O · Nov 23, 2022

Violetroselily said:
Want to join in the group snuggle too pls

I picture it like this pile of piggies I saw at a farm a couple of months ago

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omg

look at them, yep this is the goal, what I aspire to be with my babs

cornflower · Nov 23, 2022

Violetroselily said:
Want to join in the group snuggle too pls

I picture it like this pile of piggies I saw at a farm a couple of months ago

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omg omg this is so precious

i'll be the lil spotty guy in the back with his head in the hay

cobette · Nov 23, 2022

I'm the one running away from the human contact.

Violetroselily · Nov 23, 2022

333149O said:
omg
look at them, yep this is the goal, what I aspire to be with my babs

I have already adopted the lifestyle of a pig, now just need the snugs

Gattle09 · Nov 23, 2022

I need the group snuggle too but just at a hospital appointment with my youngest if you can all wait for a bit longer.

Violetroselily · Nov 23, 2022

@jumpmoon why is Morocco abbreviated to MAR on ITV pls? I feel so uncultured

Or is it just a typo

jumpmoon · Nov 23, 2022

Violetroselily said:
@jumpmoon why is Morocco abbreviated to MAR on ITV pls? I feel so uncultured

Or is it just a typo

colonialism mate - Maroc is Morocco in French which is why it has that ISO

or maybe they wanted to write MAUR after my half Moroccan queen but it wouldn’t fit

Gizmo24 · Nov 23, 2022

cobette said:
I'm the one running away from the human contact.

Came to say the same thing, such an awkward bean for hugs. Feel like a JG bear hug would alleviate any awkwardness but I can't like him anymore so I'll be like Sterling.

madamchristmas · Nov 23, 2022

wait are we hugging? if you are all much taller than me i’ll have face full of boob

ruby1080 · Nov 23, 2022

Ready for my next Handsome Devil pic now please Bae

I want to go back to maternity leave all day snuggles and no bleeping work.