Bet he likes using the fancy toilets that spray warm water up his bumhole
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Okay, guys, you've had your fun with the bumhole.
There'll be no more bumholing today.
There'll be no more bumholing today.
spoil sport GGG!
I was living abroad and having the toime of my loife before real life hit and I had to get a bloody job.I was 20I had a job in finance and a mortgage and a wedding looming. I was a proper grown up
But still had breakfast in the pub to the early games and workday games we had a TV in the office.
Bumhole talk. Another test of the mettle of JG fans who may discover Tattle during the WC.
i was in year 4… they put the england games on in the main hall and we all watched together
Nah honestly I'd love to stick a finger up his bum hole, he'd bleeping LOVE it!
Surely this isn't where we draw the line..?
hope when the newbies introduce themselves they include whether they’d let him tit on them
I was at Brownie camp during France 98 and I won a bag if sweets for guessing that Croatia would come 3rd, I'm pretty sure I got the score right too
This doesn't surprise me
He has one of the pics of him, Kyle and Kev in the pool framed, that's actually quite sweet
Oh god, that is too adorable. (The framed photo, that is. The bday message is cute too.)
i want chicken nuggets so bad
were you doing spreadsheet formulas in primary baby, feel like you were
can smell the piss in this photo
I do like his shoes though
When England got knocked out of the last World Cup my Dad had to get a punching bag (that was meant to be hung from the ceiling in his man cave but he uselessly never put it up) out of the garage (actual garage; nothing to do with Southgate) for my brother to punch because he was just pacing the house and no one knew what to do with him.
The punching bag remained in the corner of the living room with a sad England flag draped over it for well over a fortnight after that before I had to do something about it. Due to its v heavy weight and my strength of a newborn, I rode it down the stairs and returned it back to the garage where it has stayed dormant since.
It never made an appearance after the Euros which is well shocking cause that deffo hurt him more… I’m curious to see the next few week unfold and whether it will returns to sit balanced next to the Christmas tree in a moment of need.
The punching bag remained in the corner of the living room with a sad England flag draped over it for well over a fortnight after that before I had to do something about it. Due to its v heavy weight and my strength of a newborn, I rode it down the stairs and returned it back to the garage where it has stayed dormant since.
It never made an appearance after the Euros which is well shocking cause that deffo hurt him more… I’m curious to see the next few week unfold and whether it will returns to sit balanced next to the Christmas tree in a moment of need.
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