Please keep us updated. Now I’m invested in the saga of the punching bag.When England got knocked out of the last World Cup my Dad had to get a punching bag (that was meant to be hung from the ceiling in his man cave but he uselessly never put it up) out of the garage (actual garage; nothing to do with Southgate) for my brother to punch because he was just pacing the house and no one knew what to do with him.
The punching bag remained in the corner of the living room with a sad England flag draped over it for well over a fortnight after that before I had to do something about it. Due to its v heavy weight and my strength of a newborn, I rode it down the stairs and returned it back to the garage where it has stayed dormant since.
It never made an appearance after the Euros which is well shocking cause that deffo hurt him more… I’m curious to see the next few week unfold and whether it will returns to sit balanced next to the Christmas tree in a moment of need.
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Please keep us updated. Now I’m invested in the saga of the punching bag.
Will do. It’s red I might draw Santa on it to deter him from punching the big guy.
yes now carabao cup
Pipe down, erling will be back with vengeance. Instead of a football match, can it just be a sumo Santa wrestling match between pep and klopp?
******* legs automatically open wider than Tower Bridge******There's already a tiktok of it
A jagerbomb you say?
i had a dream that shop shop kept getting dragged into this grate hole thing by demons and she wasn’t even bothered she was just like can u stop i’m trying to have a conversation
was really weird
was really weird
OK - I think I've calmed down enough to post now.
I was at the Chelsea game on Weds, with my lad and RLF.
Great win, good game, but what did that MAN do at the end?
he came and stood right next to us with no top on????????????? (front row for mychild sins)
Took his match shirt off, then proceeded to peel the compression shirt off.. and I had to pretend I wasn't bothered (Sparing the feelings of RLF).
Sadly he gave the shirt to some random - RUDE
Since then - my hormones are all over the place and I'm bleeding at the wrong time. (TMI)
I BLAME HIM. I blame him guys.
He's vile. So pale and beautiful, it makes me want to claw my eyes out.
That is all
I was at the Chelsea game on Weds, with my lad and RLF.
Great win, good game, but what did that MAN do at the end?
he came and stood right next to us with no top on????????????? (front row for my
Took his match shirt off, then proceeded to peel the compression shirt off.. and I had to pretend I wasn't bothered (Sparing the feelings of RLF).
Sadly he gave the shirt to some random - RUDE
Since then - my hormones are all over the place and I'm bleeding at the wrong time. (TMI)
I BLAME HIM. I blame him guys.
He's vile. So pale and beautiful, it makes me want to claw my eyes out.
That is all
OMG
Is this your hand at the far left hand side? Please sir, can I have your shirt?
SADLY NOTOMG
Is this your hand at the far left hand side? Please sir, can I have your shirt?
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we were about 4 people along from the lady in the bobble hat, my child was sat on the barrier JACK??
please sir can I have your shirt
I'm not sure I could deal with the shame of me appearing on Getty Images snatching the shirt from my lads hands and burying my face into it.
duck it, yes I could.
Your obviously some kind of mystic Meg so what's the deal, is football coming home? And is the
every to return? Winning lottery numbers would also be highly appreciatedYou’d think he could have walked just a few steps further for the CHILD. What a bastard.SADLY NOT
we were about 4 people along from the lady in the bobble hat, my child was sat on the barrier JACK??
please sir can I have your shirt
I'm not sure I could deal with the shame of me appearing on Getty Images snatching the shirt from my lads hands and burying my face into it.
duck it, yes I could.
Were you close enough to smell him?
I’m speechless on your behalf but also fuming he chose a randomer not your son (you). So near yet so far.
Thanks for asking, I would also like to know but felt it was too early to discuss smelling him.
Never too early, friend
I don't think I smelt him...... I feel like I wouldn't have been the responsible mother I'm supposed to be if I'd have got a strong whiff.
also NEVER TOO EARLY
yes, for the CHILD!
such a tease.
Nah... It's fine Jack. We're playing the long game, I can wait. (I can't)
Goodness I love you mad lot. Nowhere else could you spill your perfectly sane (others might say otherwise) inner musings and outer ramblings and just be accepted wholeheartedly. Dreamboats the lot of you.
@rosierose91 glad that you recovered enough to share, sorry you didnt get a sniff. I would love to see the footage of this.
@rosierose91 glad that you recovered enough to share, sorry you didnt get a sniff. I would love to see the footage of this.
Next poll - what does he smell like.
I think it is RAW SEXUAL MAGNETISM
I think it is RAW SEXUAL MAGNETISM
he was in KNOWLE FFS
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