Why do men use so much bog roll
you can tell these bastards have never had to ration the few remaining sheets in a public loo
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you can tell these bastards have never had to ration the few remaining sheets in a public loo
I think I could change him
obviously this is a joke. Agree he'd be a nightmare to live with. Bet he leaves skidmarks in the loo every time he does a poo.
His and hers bathrooms, problem solved.I think I could change him
obviously this is a joke. Agree he'd be a nightmare to live with. Bet he leaves skidmarks in the loo every time he does a poo.
Honestly, as long as he looks like this I could cope with it all. And if I didn’t fancy him anymore then he’d be out the door anyway, I haven’t got time to live with a man I don’t want to have sex with.
He would tit in your bathroom when his had run out of bog roll
You have just described my two kids perfectly.
The ‘5am’ club is an productivity thing. It’s a theory that the earlier you wake up you get more tasks done and become more productive. But it’s usually business owners or CEOs who preach about it.
Now influencers are doing it - I’ve seen it on tik tok
Sasha seems to try whatever is trendy lol
But whatever works for her!
Now influencers are doing it - I’ve seen it on tik tok
Sasha seems to try whatever is trendy lol
But whatever works for her!
i get the logic but if it were me i’d get out of bed then just go sleep on the sofa
I don’t mind. Could just move out to a hotel until the maid sorts it.
In a rl situation, separate living arrangements are obviously the holy grail. But in this fantasy Bae situation, I think I’d have to live with him:
a) to keep him alive
b) because he seems quite needy and needs chats and cuddles a lot
c) because I would be jealous as hell and would not want to give him a second alone to start his shenanigans
I know right
I had to wake up at 5am for an old job I had to commute for and it was hell
But I don’t doubt Jack is probably a nightmare to live with
I would actually quite like to get up that early in theory but at the moment I’m just too tired and cranky. I get up before the rest of the house at weekend and do enjoy the silence but 5am is just too early for me. I would be napping in the afternoon.
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I would never voluntarily wake up at 5am unless I was going on holiday
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE
Please, I'm so optimistic for the ST to come back. He could be so hairy if he allowed himself. He's just being a prick and denying us x
Pre covid I was up at 5.30 every day and in the office before 7, bright-eyed and bushy tailed. Now it is a struggle to drag myself out of bed any time before 8 tbh and I look/move like a corpse
Some days I have to be up by about 5.30 just so we can all get out of the house at a decent time. I can’t understand anyone doing it voluntarily. But then I don’t think Sasha is doing anything other than sitting with a cup of coffee and looking on her phone until probably about 7am, which is a different ballgame.
I reckon he never makes the bed. RLF doesn't either though so I'd be no worse off there.
And I bet when you're both sitting watching TV together he'll get up and (noisily) go to the kitchen without even asking if you want anything, comes back with the stuff that *wasn't for now!* Leaves the kitchen light on and cupboards open - yet expects you get him snacks and drinks when you get up for the toilet and wasn't even going near the kitchen.
I'd like to think he's pretty housetrained, I imagine mumma G wouldn't have taken any tit, but, equally he's clearly favourite child and probably played the *tired after training* card constantly.
I think he’d be a joy to live with.
Would still happily shack up with him, despite his faults.
@Starttheline did you get Paolo Nutini tickets in the end? Been listening to him this morning, would love to see him live.
I’d have him for 12 months max, no living together, I think he’s the type to be besotted in the honeymoon phase before fuckin off to sow his perfect wild oats elsewhere. then we’d break up for a few months. then have intense makeup sex. rinse and repeat, for life
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