ruby1080
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I was drunk at breakfast for most of the 2002 WC so yes it’s finesuper cute 🥹🥹🥹🥹
also is it acceptable to be drunk at 1pm on a monday during the world cup? asking for a friend
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I was drunk at breakfast for most of the 2002 WC so yes it’s finesuper cute 🥹🥹🥹🥹
also is it acceptable to be drunk at 1pm on a monday during the world cup? asking for a friend
Bb pls stay off the shrooms before bedI just woke up after having the gnarliest tattle dream
We were all staying in this big house and all wanted something different to eat for dinner. So we went to the supermarket and I got lost and had to walk back on my own… then by the time I returned you were all filming a Tiktok of what you were having for dinner??
Everyone was in this really long kitchen in a queue ready for their turn at the camera to say what they were having but none of the food looked right??
Someone was having sausages but kept calling them bangers and kept shouting banger??
And someone was just having plain rice but when they put it on their plate it looked like lego??
Then when the tiktok was done I saw @ruby1080 making mash potato in a really big cardboard box… but it wasn’t potato’s it was like smash in the shape of potato’s and then @Violetroselily came over with an electric potato ricer and started to mash the smash that was in this big cardboard box? But the wisk end bit kept falling off so I tried to help but she kept telling me to stand still so I did. And then all of a sudden ruby said ‘it’s time’ and @jumpmoon appeared out of nowhere and threw a zippo lighter into the cardboard box and there was smoke and then it all cleared at once and left on the side was a bowl of mash and then I woke up.
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Jack's hiding in the bag, ready to pop out.They've put my baby in a cuban heel
Why doesn't JG have to deal with this nonsense
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Baby girlIt’s a hypothetical kitten at the moment but I’d prefer a girl, don’t need another male pissing all over my house.
They don’t know yet. They’re still upset about the hamster and definitely don’t want another one Ruck had a dream last night that he was still alive and was crying this morning
They want a cat or dog but I’ve told them up to now we can’t until we move because on days when I’m in the office I’ll be out the house too long (will be closer to family when we move so not an issue), but now I’m wfh until May and I’m like![]()
I miss how it used to beI can safely say, I'd feel nothing
I am merely trying to engage with you girls because I miss yourather than trying to love him.
best I could do right now
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can’t wait to watch the giant inflatable England Santa steadily deflate on the roof of the house at the end of the cul-de-sac.right lads I went to Asda. was a bit disappointing on the baubles front in mine and I only found one WC theme. took pics for you tho of what was in there
I’m drinking Gin on my sofa. I’m away tomorrow on a spa weekend so I’m just toxing before I’m detoxing. It’s science really.Are any of you old tarts out tonight?
You got me, I am Paul the OctopusYour obviously some kind of mystic Meg so what's the deal, is football coming home? And is theevery to return? Winning lottery numbers would also be highly appreciated
i actually have like a life size face tattoo of steven gerrard on my tits but can’t show for obvious reasonsYou’ll never walk alone tattoo - confirm or deny? Or just a giant liverpool crest on your back?
thank u baby, and yesYou deserve blankie and cuddles far more than this chump does bab 🥹 big kiss for you. Is love of your life the one you flirt with on the phone?
I also have hygienist and dentist appointments back to back on Monday![]()
Bet he loves a magician at a do.Looks like he's just seen a really good magic trick and doesn't know how it was done 🥹