You’re right, they’re so close. Where’s that other photo where they look like they’ve just met?
I feel bad for her that she’s not Skye really.
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I feel bad for her that she’s not Skye really.
duck me what if i killed myself to be reincartaef as skye so i can kiss him in his living room
If the dog is called bloody Vicky I will set fire to something.
if i saw skye i’d hold her hostage until she told me his aftershave
i wouldn’t actually btw pls don’t report me for like
duck iff i am waiting u rug muncher
i wouldn’t actually btw pls don’t report me for like
duck iff i am waiting u rug muncher
Don’t worry, I think the chances of me moving in and Sasha having to move out with Vicii are quite slim.
It’s likely I’ll give in and let him keep both dogs and do anything else he bleeping wants as long as he shows me his dick every now and again.
i dont think we’re asking for much tbh like it’s not hard to pull ur pants down and do a bit of a twirl like we won’t tell anyone we promise i want to go home in so upset
This is how I say it, like she's a historical artist not Vicky from Soli'ull
Skye is terrified to leave the sofa. Vicki wouldn't dare climb a sofa in the first place, guard dog 101
what if i buy that cost and stand in the etihad car park wearing it until he comes over and says he likes baby blue and then we fall in love and open a horse farm together and grow old and then get divorced because everyone gets divorced don’t they these days it’s so upsetting and a real issue in our modern society poor children shame on you and i go down a spiral and end up throwing him down the stairs and fake his death i think my auntie did this in jersey and tell his children he’s just gone on holiday and get josh in to play jack grealish
Can you write the book of this please?
can i make him a geordyie with curly hair
think i’m going to write a fic i did one once where they was academy players in the first team but i ran out of ideas agter the 2nd chapter and deleted myself from existence
im going to make him be a scouser in it i’ve decided who is fluent in spanish and thought he’d go pro but tore his acl and was a bit shite anyway and likes sex a lot but i will not write the sex i’ll hire someone off depop for that and he will meet the girl cos their mates are all together and set them up in their living room at prees and they’ll shag once and then keep shagging accidentally because his willy is really pretty and clean then they’ll go on holiday togerher for her birthday and ask her to be his girlfriend then she’ll go on his phone and see he’s been girlfriending with other girls and she’ll do a cheeky bit of cocaine and then they’ll start shagging again and
The world is your oyster. Its addictive though, creating the perfect imaginary boyfriend
in this random imaginary girls defence his only flaw is his multiple girlfriends other than that he’s perfect everyone else friends zone herand she’ll tell him he’s not worth it and bin him off and live happily ever after
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isn’t it just, I was like obsessively in love with OHJG and it had to stop.
don’t let that put anyone off though lol plz everyone write xx
UCL draw today at 11am please be kind god's 
I've just seen a video on our town Facebook page where a man places a croc on top of a car. The poster is worried that they are being marked for theft.
You couldn't make this tit up.
You couldn't make this tit up.
More likely broski’s come to his senses and is quietly disposing of his crocs, one by one.
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