is this always a surprise? like do you go to bed with them, or just wake up and they’ve appeared?
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defo went to bed with them
although first thing this morning when i woke up pep started shouting how to be a false 9 at me and rodri was washing out my recycling
omg baby @cornflower hello little scouser
welcum back xxAre both holes in tact?defo went to bed with them
although first thing this morning when i woke up pep started shouting how to be a false 9 at me and rodri was washing out my recycling
omg baby @cornflower hello little scouser
i have a pact with my girls to not do anal until marriage so yes x
still dno if i have a prostrate
are you telling me that last night i was in bed asleep by 8:30 and shop shop was having a 3way 
when did i get this old i’m upset
when did i get this old i’m upset
mine is more tragic. I was cleaning up cat sick at 12am on the verge of tears, got in to bed alone afterare you telling me that last night i was in bed asleep by 8:30 and shop shop was having a 3way
i honestly think i’d prefer thisare you telling me that last night i was in bed asleep by 8:30 and shop shop was having a 3way
Can I just sit here and cry all day about the fact that my car is going to cost £2k to fix Bae please send cash in lieu of dick pics.
Bae please send cash in lieu of dick pics.
looks like he’s about 2 sneeze
this is the fuckboy squinty face
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sis u can't do this to me when I've got to write 500 words about a piece of linen
cornbab just the person, did you know this 90s baby pop concert we’re going to on Saturday is 6 hours long????
Does anyone have any recommendations for fake blood for Hallowe’en please?
no lol omg and i didn’t even question how we were gonna squeeze in all the songs
i need to avoid the MEN wine at all costs 
i’m so excited i might actually pass away what are you most excited for? just remembered i dreamt last night he was on the pitch and i thought he was nude but it was shadow trickery, he was taking off the green and black shirt
his shorts were dead low though and his hips were looking insaneWhat are you both going to wear please @333149Ono lol omg and i didn’t even question how we were gonna squeeze in all the songs
just remembered i dreamt last night he was on the pitch and i thought he was nude but it was shadow trickery, he was taking off the green and black shirt
probably Five, they were my first proper crushes tbh. but same I’ve been thinking about the MEN wine nonstop and knowing I’m gonna cave and buy some but I just can’t, it’s foul. who you most excited for?no lol omg and i didn’t even question how we were gonna squeeze in all the songs
just remembered i dreamt last night he was on the pitch and i thought he was nude but it was shadow trickery, he was taking off the green and black shirt
@Violetroselily hmm thinking maybe black bodysuit n some flares but am not too sure yet. also tempted to dress up completely nineties with butterfly clips n the lot
was tryna plan this earlier on Notepad lol, might go full black sequin dress and v dark lipstick what with it being spooky/festive season (this means i’ll end up wearing black skinny jeans and a nice top cause old). feel really old and minging at the minute
or might try and 90s/early 00s myself up a bit if i can. needs to be extremely danceable whatever it is 
Lol wrestling naked should prove who is best
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