Jack Grealish #73 this week we celebrate the day of your birth, would you please kind and show us your girth?

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Anyone got any pics from the last episode of the documentary? Jack was looking good. (Apart from the bit where he had a jippy tummy)
 
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Have been tending to this spiky bendy broski and thinking of @jumpmoon

I think something went wrong though. Was meant to be a cucumber.

 
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I just updated my bitmoji for the first time in forever


edit because I need to show my crocs obv:
 
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I'm gonna need some fresh Jacktent* or Johntent soon because things are just appearing on my Insta feed and I cannot be held responsible for the way this makes my nether regions tingle. I'm sorry, please don't kick me out.

*eh, doesn't work like Johntent but also kinda sounds like shorthand for wanking material, ie, jacking off content. But jacking off isn't really British English slang, is it?



And when he got all pissy at the referees at the Chelsea match? HOT

 
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Excellent pictures from your travels, loving the John Stones picture especially. Missed you on here so have this from me, please don’t open if your not a fan of skittles
 
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everyone’s bitmojis are very cute!
I did and it helped, but think I have had too much liquid and not enough solid as feel like my tum is making swishy noises. Got some lucozade and hob nobs now x
Here are your solids



jacking off is quite American BUT, for obvious reasons, it’s probably my fave wank euphemism now
 
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Have been tending to this spiky bendy broski and thinking of @jumpmoon

I think something went wrong though. Was meant to be a cucumber.

wow that cucumba has a phat bunda. Allotment Mick would probably have something to say about it because he is/was a bastard but I think it's very charming.


Excellent pictures from your travels, loving the John Stones picture especially. Missed you on here so have this from me, please don’t open if your not a fan of skittles
my FAVOURITE this skittle was truly blessed to be held and eaten so tenderly.

@Violetroselily I think I've mentioned this before but lucozade was a fuckin cure all in my house - hungover? Lucozade. Shitting yourself with norovirus? Lucozade. Broken your neck? Lucozade. Biological terrorism level parasite? Lucozade will sort u right out.

I just updated my bitmoji for the first time in forever

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edit because I need to show my crocs obv:
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girl u are so cute!! look at ur lil crocs!
 

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