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Aunts of the year!omggg are you me? I'm off work looking after my toddler niece today too
My 3-4 meeting is cancelled so I can look out for the arrival of the VIP’s into Manchester.
Wore my PE kit especially for soft play this morning. Now I am waiting for her to wake up for a cuddle.Aunts of the year!
Wait how did we get through the thread already?
ETA currently 3.52pm
Soft play is the bane of my life so glad NK is too old now
Mine is running up and down the living room telling me to time how fast she runs and that her mum is her mum not my sister
Love post wake up cuddles, makes me want to nanny a little one again but then I remember soft play
Soft play is maybe the best contraceptive around.Soft play is the bane of my life so glad NK is too old now
Mine is running up and down the living room telling me to time how fast she runs and that her mum is her mum not my sister
Love post wake up cuddles, makes me want to nanny a little one again but then I remember soft play
Her little sister is going to arrive some time in the next 4 weeksSoft play is the bane of my life so glad NK is too old now
Mine is running up and down the living room telling me to time how fast she runs and that her mum is her mum not my sister
Love post wake up cuddles, makes me want to nanny a little one again but then I remember soft play
so I have been trying to explain that she will be a big sister just like her mummy is my big sister, but she isn't having any of it I don't feel safe now that we have outgrown the baby soft play to the bigger kids one
Have you been bullied by the big kids?Her little sister is going to arrive some time in the next 4 weeks
I don't feel safe now that we have outgrown the baby soft play to the bigger kids one
I'm going to be an auntie next year, you guys are helping me get so excited for it 
We went to one over the bank holiday which was terrifying, so many feral big kids rushing around and knocking the little ones over
little babe got so upset we had to leave. When I relayed this to my sister she said it sounded like I was more scared than the babe 
Yes to the braid and pebbles ponytail but no to man bun big ick. I am ok with hairband but think it’s getting too long. He looks better with it like my profile pic that is my favourites pretty Jack
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It sounds like your sister is becoming acclimatised to it. You need to go more often, face it head on. They probably won’t actually kill you.We went to one over the bank holiday which was terrifying, so many feral big kids rushing around and knocking the little ones over
I actually got sent to A&E by GP post soft play. RR jnr got bumped into and bit his tongue really deeply. Bit of a bloodbath but luckily it looked a lot worse than it actually was
Sounds about right… the one I go to has little tikes cars in it and I watched a bunch of kids just smash into each over and smack each other with the giant foam cones the last time I went.We went to one over the bank holiday which was terrifying, so many feral big kids rushing around and knocking the little ones over
Kids just become sweaty feral messes in soft play
OMG the Bro in the flight number stands for the name of the flight company which is…BROADSWORD. I cannot.
You can’t make this up.
You can’t make this up.
***faints***
This one is slightly different
Looks like Pep’s about to squish his cheeks and tell him he’s a good boy
why are the broskis doing a circle in the plane
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