Don't be mean about my Viking.
I'm gonna have to go suck him off to cheer him up now. I've no problem to keep him to myself and the select few who appreciate the Viking
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I'm gonna have to go suck him off to cheer him up now. I've no problem to keep him to myself and the select few who appreciate the Viking
The remaining two must still be on his to do list.
I’m sure he’ll be gutted that a mother of two twice his age doesn’t fancy himDon't be mean about my Viking.
I've no problem to keep him to myself and the select few who appreciate the Viking
He can cry into his millions, and your lap obviously.Bae realising someone has given on following spree whilst he was having his siesta and knowing he's going to get stamped on by Sash when he gets home
Not a hint of
why the duck is haalland on the thread
Because Haaland is showing himself off and Jack isn't. And while I love Jack, I have needs. And pretty Viking is fulfilling said needs.
Haaland is hot. Jack's a different kind of hot. Foden is another different kind of hot.
And I'm gagging for all three of them.
Add in most of the City squad, Stones, pissy Walker, Dias, KDB etc. I'm just gonna pass myself around them all.
would you have a bit of taa
thanku u sweetieHave fun, be safe, and take very good care!
I’m going to classify Haaland as a prawn just like HK: rip off the head and the rest is tasty. Can’t recall which of you I learned that prawn thing from but it’s perfect. Haaland still looks like a giant baby chick intent on destroying the village each time he walks out.
maybe we could do a poll of all the 'mingers' sometime, multi-choice because some of us would do most of them
I love this idea. I’m fine with being relentlessly mocked for my tastes, but for those who aren’t, answers could be switched to private/anonymous.
I'm open with basically being two holes for half the Premier League as I'm pretty sure I've made fairly obvious.
And I'm not exactly fussed if my tastes are disagreed with, or mocked for how merciless I want Slabhead to be with me.
Yeah, probably. Not one of my faves, but I suppose I wouldn't say no.
First time commenting as couldn't remember password etc but been here since the beginning. You are all so funny, best thread on tattle. Where the hell is Jack????
@StephenTJackson would you do Laporte?
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That’s a good question.Yeah, I wouldn't leave him out.
Given Sunday's defensive performance I will not tolerate any Laporte slander.
@2busyshopping34 are you a scouser as well or have I just made that up
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