His waist here has got me thinking thoughts
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Christ, the tentacles on him.
Speak l8r I have Spanish witches to dm π«΄
WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH ALL THE TOES?!
Nope, nope, nope all I see is my Portuguese biscuit.
So JG pisses off the thread and now a few of you are lusting for FLIPPER?! The duck am I supposed to do with you all?
why does phil foden stand like he has rickets tho
That's all a bit Brokeback Mountain. 'I just can't quit you Bernardo'
I mean, if you're into bleeping a dolphinheyi could not shout phil in bed tho iβd have to call him like lad or stn
Baby don't be lonely. There is plenty more cock out there for you, forget about the head. He's not been contacting you has he?me jack the spanish witches are me
Goodness i am so lonely
stn? Satanhey
That's the impression I get. Sweet, nice enough, but a bit boring. Maybe I'm just oversaturated by generic instagrammers.
OH PHIL! Agreed, kills the mood.hey
FFS I transferred Sancho out of my FPL team this week and now he scores. Donβt give a tit though, score more please 
with the three girls he followed - they are completely random??? maybe he met them somewhere in a nightclub tbf they all were at parties recently from their recent posts ...
He can wear bespoke socks when we shag, itβs fine.
You are way, way too good for Trent.his mate is with my mate so i seen him out the other nightcame over and said tit to me then i saw my other cheating scum ex the next place we went i had an absolute howler
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n united have just scored i hate my life trent ur not my baby anymore iβll find someone else in red
To be honest, Iβd be surprised if he ever left it at all.
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