My Jack tax is Feisty Fighting Bae. Also, BUNDA in the second one.
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Pep just said still no captain decision, come on lads stop faffing about.
So the top part just doesn’t compare to the satisfyer, which seems to be working a bit better now - plz don’t unspoiler the next bit if you’re delicate but it doesn’t work as well when it gets wet so I have to like wipe it out during if I’m having a proper sesh but for a quick one it’s fine. Anyway I coordinated usage of the bottom bit of TD and the satisfyer doing its usual job, and I nearly died. So I should’ve just bought like a solo g spot thing or a more flexible rabbit kinda jobby
I’d love to see Walks as captain
I would also love to duck Jack while I wear one of his old captain armbands
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Bae is definitely going to knock one out when he reads this during his catch up later
One year of City Jack!
I had morning sex and running through my head the entire time was SWEET JACQUELINE BAH BAH BAHHHH. Off-putting.
Also there was a really dreamy Ty/bae fic on AO3 where bae visits him for the first time since leaving Villa and Ty has just become captain so the armband features, but I think its been taken down
I was just humming it in Tesco. Not quite as exciting.
Is there such a thing as a quick one with the Satisfyer?
SO glad it's not just me.
I'm looking through old threads trying to pinpoint the anniversary of when I was drawn into this cult life (i.e. procrastinating), this old post has me howling.
She means a danger wank when RLF is in the next room
Ty does absolutely nothing for me but I don't know whether fic Ty would be different. I can't reconcile the fact that he seems absolutely lovely and a bit mysterious and is really quite pretty, with his sheer size and how obvious it is that he'd do you into next decade.Also there was a really dreamy Ty/bae fic on AO3 where bae visits him for the first time since leaving Villa and Ty has just become captain so the armband features, but I think its been taken down
I mainly like the idea of him and bae, because this is ultimate subjack for me
He would actually throw him around like a ragdoll, no wonder Ben feels intimated
Who’s your fave Hemsworth though?
when RLF is in the other room on a call and you need a very short break from work
I wouldn't know Chris Hemsworth if I passed him on the street.
@Violetroselily pls add to spreadsheet my Jack-versary is Nov 26th as I will not remember. He was displaced by John on Feb 19th.
But do you actually finish though!? Because as soon as you hear him pause talking you panic. Then you get into it and start to panic you're not paying attention to where he's at. Not that I am speaking from experience.
I sometimes say to myself I’m going to be quick but then just carry on and on. I have to set myself an alarm.
Probs Chris looks-wise but they don't do it for me either, they're Australian aren't they? Not into the accent at all. I think husky eyes only look pretty on women (and HK obvs).
The question is, who is Boris Johnson in that equation?
I can never decide. They both give me LumberJack vibes and the deep voices are
(I’m ignoring the 3rd Hemsworth brother in this obviously) question for those of you with RLFs - do they know about your box of toys?
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