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MAKE IT HAPPEN
also what I'll be singing around Manchester hoping that one of you finds me
Yeah but when will she finally be trained? Surely she'll be nearing retirement age.
I've thought about it and yes. He can hump my leg (clothed) and piss on my foot (waterproof hiking boot) if I get Jack after.
Maybe she's already qualified and is patrolling the communal gardens
Or she housesits the Brum house and manages the post for them
We need to record it as a charity single. Christmas no.1, guaranteed 
You're ruining John's song for me!
It's Tattle's song now.
I will never refer to him as Jacqueline.
John sings it to Jack all the time! And they dance to it like this
I'm so sorry I know you'll hate this
SWEET JACQUELINE, BAH BAH BAHHHHH
Yeah, Skye doesn't look thrilled about being in the pool. My dog is bigger than both of them and tall and strong and handsome and extremely overprotective and a bit too ferocious at times (cuz he loves me) but he absolutely will not get in a pool or any body of water, not even a baby pool like this. He does tolerate baths (showers, really) but he turns up the sad face to 11.
sorry guys, i absolutely cannot think about skye anymore without remembering that jack likes to make out with her 
He is so sweet!
His kisses taste like pedigree chum
I'm fine with it.
You're just jealous.sorry guys, i absolutely cannot think about skye anymore without remembering that jack likes to make out with her
i think if he tried to kiss me with his slimey doggy saliva mouth i would yeet him and the dog
This one makes me howl. Stones still in the zone and JG has realised they've been papped
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