Jack Grealish #55 Weekend at Abe’s

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Violetroselily

mimimithis said:
Pffft, fine. Be like that. At least I could coax funny pictures of Abe from him (do guys send each other nudes? Gotta investigate that...)
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He's def got the dick pics, but I expect they will be distasteful. Like shoved through a doughnut hole or something.
 
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rasperryripple

rasperryripple

Missed one day and nearly a whole thread. Catching up now while cooking the tea smoke alarm going off and everything! Almost a nude, another drunken wedding and a braid! Sasha has the patience of a saint bless her I love drunk Jack never a dull moment 💕🥵
 
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Gattle09

Gattle09

jumpmoon said:
Are you Judi James?

@Gattle09 I'm sure you bossed it if it makes you feel better...

I was so nervous about an interview because one of the panel is the scariest person I ever met and is now a MORTAL ENEMY. So I did what any normal person would do and went to the pub and had two or maybe three glasses of red wine for my nerves. My teeth were probably black. I had also managed to tit ON MY OWN HAND because I had done a bit of a Gary Lineker and tried to wash it off but noticed that there was a tiny bit of pøOh on my wrist (??? how) when I introduced myself. They then asked me a lot of incredibly niche questions about ancient artefacts I had never heard of and the Jewish Chronicle newspaper (not who I write for). I was completely and utterly bamboozled. I then knew I was a lost cause so I proceeded to tell them how the lighting in the gallery was shite. Safe to say I didn't get the job.
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Yikes, that’s definitely a bad interview 😬😟
 
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Gattle09

Gattle09

mimimithis said:
I’ve always been more comfortable being interviewed by strangers. I often feel like people I know judge on the basis of personal experience and that leaves me with an awkwardness I cannot quite shake. I hope it’ll turn out all right for you. Fingers crossed!
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I think it’s that, I will cringe the rest of my life having been interviewed by someone I know 😬
 
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ruby1080

ruby1080

Violetroselily said:
He's def got the dick pics, but I expect they will be distasteful. Like shoved through a doughnut hole or something.
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I’ll take it any way it comes. Stuck in a doughnut, presented in a hotdog roll, shoved in a warm apple pie. Anything.
 
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iluvpink

iluvpink

blubberbubber said:
I’m waiting on a job offer from my top choice *and* have to go in person (can you believe the nerve) for a final interview at another company, so I need you gals to send me that BDE (bae dick energy) today
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Good luck broski!
 
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mimimithis

mimimithis

spilldatea said:
technically i coined the phrase JPEA before you discovered this thread and laid claim to second. i’ll allow @LurkingAnnie to be 1st because she’s an everton fan. so EVERYONE BACK AWAY FROM MY MAN.
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Can someone explain that JPEA thing to me, perhaps? Is Pickford into mushy peas or something?
 
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