He’s perfect here.duck my arse, vadge and face (not in that order, I'm not a lunatic) you beautiful man.
This is optimal Jack for me
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He’s perfect here.duck my arse, vadge and face (not in that order, I'm not a lunatic) you beautiful man.
This is optimal Jack for me
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Pffft, fine. Be like that. At least I could coax funny pictures of Abe from him (do guys send each other nudes? Gotta investigate that...)I’m leaning towards… no.
Oh dick pics for sure get sent between all of them.Pffft, fine. Be like that. At least I could coax funny pictures of Abe from him (do guys send each other nudes? Gotta investigate that...)
He's def got the dick pics, but I expect they will be distasteful. Like shoved through a doughnut hole or something.Pffft, fine. Be like that. At least I could coax funny pictures of Abe from him (do guys send each other nudes? Gotta investigate that...)
Would he even fit???? That donut would be no moreHe's def got the dick pics, but I expect they will be distasteful. Like shoved through a doughnut hole or something.
It was one of these.Would he even fit???? That donut would be no more
My point still stands
It they do… can’t believe DJTT I had been holding out on us like thatPffft, fine. Be like that. At least I could coax funny pictures of Abe from him (do guys send each other nudes? Gotta investigate that...)
Yikes, that’s definitely a bad interviewAre you Judi James?
@Gattle09 I'm sure you bossed it if it makes you feel better...
I was so nervous about an interview because one of the panel is the scariest person I ever met and is now a MORTAL ENEMY. So I did what any normal person would do and went to the pub and had two or maybe three glasses of red wine for my nerves. My teeth were probably black. I had also managed to tit ON MY OWN HAND because I had done a bit of a Gary Lineker and tried to wash it off but noticed that there was a tiny bit of pøOh on my wrist (??? how) when I introduced myself. They then asked me a lot of incredibly niche questions about ancient artefacts I had never heard of and the Jewish Chronicle newspaper (not who I write for). I was completely and utterly bamboozled. I then knew I was a lost cause so I proceeded to tell them how the lighting in the gallery was shite. Safe to say I didn't get the job.
He surely must be good for something, right? Come on, mate, publish your photo albums, inquiring minds need to know.It they do… can’t believe DJTT I had been holding out on us like that
I think it’s that, I will cringe the rest of my life having been interviewed by someone I knowI’ve always been more comfortable being interviewed by strangers. I often feel like people I know judge on the basis of personal experience and that leaves me with an awkwardness I cannot quite shake. I hope it’ll turn out all right for you. Fingers crossed!
That looks like one of the Simpson donuts you get in Florida! I don’t think I will ever look at them the same again
I’ll take it any way it comes. Stuck in a doughnut, presented in a hotdog roll, shoved in a warm apple pie. Anything.He's def got the dick pics, but I expect they will be distasteful. Like shoved through a doughnut hole or something.
JPEA looks fit thereI don’t think many of them had much on by the end of the night, following day
Good luck broski!I’m waiting on a job offer from my top choice *and* have to go in person (can you believe the nerve) for a final interview at another company, so I need you gals to send me that BDE (bae dick energy) today
technically i coined the phrase JPEA before you discovered this thread and laid claim to second. i’ll allow @LurkingAnnie to be 1st because she’s an everton fan. so EVERYONE BACK AWAY FROM MY MAN.
Can someone explain that JPEA thing to me, perhaps? Is Pickford into mushy peas or something?technically i coined the phrase JPEA before you discovered this thread and laid claim to second. i’ll allow @LurkingAnnie to be 1st because she’s an everton fan. so EVERYONE BACK AWAY FROM MY MAN.