Jack Grealish #55 Weekend at Abe’s

[Timefortea93]

He's such a good man. And quite obviously not the main problem at Utd in retrospect. Love him.

He was never the problem. Most fans knew that thank god. Like i said 2 of the problem.s have now left thank fuck

 

[rasperryripple]

It was one of these.

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That looks like one of the Simpson donuts you get in Florida! I don’t think I will ever look at them the same again

 

[ruby1080]

But why is some twat at the Sun keeping the video for themselves!?

They’re waiting for us to calm down before they unleash it.

 

[mimimithis]

It kind of is his fault that he’s been wasted for weeks though (with an international break to sober up in between). And it’s always him whose wasted videos are leaked. He needs better friends and to be more cautious about who ends up with this kind of footage.

I agree with your comment about his friends. He needs more considerate friends, or for the existing bunch to be more considerate. He isn't just the captain from Aston Villa anymore, he's one of the highest priced footballers in the EPL right now, and that comes with an additional set of rules and intrusive journalism. They should know to respect his privacy more... but then again, perhaps he's okay with it all and gives no fucks. Who knows, really.

 

[cornflower]

Did everyone else used to love this song though? Takes me back to uni

Same. I still love Ride It (the original and that remix tbh cause I’m a chav). And that one where he sings about checking her MySpace all the time

 

[Shoequeen91]

Pls can we discuss what we would feel about this hair if it was his full time 'do

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Its the best because he’s hidden his top layer of highlights and the brunette is showing. A solid 7.5/10 but could do better

 

[unofficialtea]

Naked

With braided hair or backwards cap for me

nah the second hand embarrassment is real

Imagine this

 

[cobette]

Here’s what I think happened…

Abe and the slabsibling left the main venue to go for a PēPsî top up they ended up in the back room that’s probably a room they are not allowed to be in but they couldn’t read the sign on the door as it was in French and so set up refuge in there and just didn’t return.

Sash has checked the party venue for the two, but she hasn’t been able to find the cheeky bastard as he has the pÊpSĮ and cause Abe ain’t been answering his phone (it’s been set up on the Bluetooth speaker system playing some sick 2010 playlist he found on the plane home from vegas ‘remember this one Hazza’ ‘mate I’ve told you I’m not Harry’)

When she eventually finds him, he’s running around in his boxers as him and the slabsibling had a race to see who could strip the quickest, Abe won and because he won he got to pick the next song which was Down by Jay Sean as it’s one of his favourites and he knows the words well as most of them are just the word down.

And that is where we found him in that video.

It makes me quite sad that this is probably true.

You're the best

 

[Gizmo24]

Ok I’ll try to recall best I can

Spoiler

so we were at a wedding (of course with all these weddings going on). We were in an unused part of the venue. Lots of chairs, kissing. He pushed me back on one of the chairs, hiked up my dress and pretty much got straight to it. His shirt was all opened, tie hanging loose. I could FEEL it. Then Jack stumbled in and pretty much looked shocked but decided he wanted in, he was just coming over and basically put his fingers in my mouth to suck on OH MY GOD AND I WOKE UP. BYE. I’ll never recover from this.

A one shot fan fic anyone??

Bridesmaid, JS and JG, can replace JS with Lallana, or they can just be nameless so we can fill in the blanks. JG must feature however.

 

[Shoequeen91]

This gives the same energy as this
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Dainty finger hold

Ben White close to mar Jacky….. Nope, not today Ben.

 

[Violetroselily]

Was Jack the only other footballer there? Not seen anyone else, especially MUFC team mates.

Pickers was there

 

[spilldatea]

That human plane post was my peak. All down hill from there

hush now you’re one of the funniest people on here!! make me howl on the reg. who else can i rely on to humble bae and shit on his yellow hair

 

[cornflower]

What is this heartstyles?!!!! I love a good quiz I was either blue or green when I took the colour one in the call centre, looking at the above i’m guessing blue. Can we also talk MBTI plz

 

[2busyshopping34]

Spoiler: wuiz ansas

1. green
2. claret
3. claret
4. blue
5. green
6. green
7. claret
8. blue
9. blue
10. blue
11. claret
12. green
13. blue
14. claret
15. green
16. blue

Spoiler: quiz answer pics x

 

[spilldatea]

Honestly guys, I think some of you need to set up tiktoks on how you’re all keeping your jobs, not swimming in work and able to keep up with the thread because I have absolute no hope and that’s with two people working underneath me too

Absolutely zero time to think about penis

this is why i randomly disappear for hours/days at a time - i need my job

i also have two people working for me and some days i can manage to get on here a few times between meetings but some days i don’t even have time for lunch let alone discuss the merits of girth vs length.

 

[mimimithis]

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It boggles the mind, when he’s all but the least tanned person in this set of pictures

 

[Gattle09]

Proper miss those days. May actually have to go back and have a read

When this thread was quite earlier in the year I started at the beginning again and got up to thread 9, was great to revisit the carnage.

 

[wonderstruck25]

I’m ISFP but I’ve never really understood what they actually means?

 

[333149O]

god I love u jordan pickers

 

[Shoequeen91]

generally don’t like any of them they seem super cliquey

She’s only in the clique now because he earning the most out of the lot of them. They didn’t want to know her at the beginning of the Euros and it’s why she was always with Daisy Maguire and Amelia (Laurence’s gf) the most