I just use Bisto Best, way better than anything I could ever produce.
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I'm laughing so hard I almost knock my nachos off my stomach onto the floor.
Yes, let's talk about spit roasts. JG and who else?
I should point out that I’ve never done Christmas dinner so I probably won’t be much use. I’ll be eating the chocolate coins and on the Bailey’s with @cornflower.
I only want JG. I mean, is it too much to ask? I only want one ffs.
10am nachos. I love you.
I think this will work to our advantage as there's no chance of bae lifting a finger in the kitchen (unless it's going in my vag), so the three of us will share that baileys in the corner. I want to put an unwrapped WHITE chocolate coin between his arsecheeks and wait for it to melt before I eat it up.
Ruben doesn’t even properly do it for me. I’ve tried, I really have. He’s practically perfect, but I just want JG.
Spit roasting would definitely make the Tattle orgy more efficient, but slightly more complex to organise. I'm confident we can do it though.
Are we all invited? If so, I'll bring the wine! 
As for the spit roast - JG and... Mats Hummels (sorry JS)
As for the spit roast - JG and... Mats Hummels (sorry JS)
Is it to early for the taking turns kind of puns to come out?
Brilliant. @cornflower and I shall be off getting fingered in the corner by JG while you all do the work. It’s for the best, I’m not a great cook.
@cornflower not just any nachos either, got Odeon nachos and a Tango ice blast delivered last night and am now living the dream eating the leftovers.
@ruby1080 I love your loyalty, and how your all TOTM emosh about it
@mimimithis a wise choice to keep Jack and John apart.
@ruby1080 I love your loyalty, and how your all TOTM emosh about it
@mimimithis a wise choice to keep Jack and John apart.
JG and JP I feel like I’d have the best night of me life. I’ve always fancied Jordan ok just allow it. Ho ho ho 
oh god I used to LOVE Mats Hummels, he was one of the only people who me and my friendship group all agreed we'd shag.Are we all invited? If so, I'll bring the wine!
As for the spit roast - JG and... Mats Hummels (sorry JS)
Is it to early for the taking turns kind of puns to come out?
I can't choose anyone else either, they'd just get zero attention from me
Anyone who doesn't choose a second partner for the spit roast will have one automatically assigned
@ruby1080 you've got Slabhead pencilled in
@ruby1080 you've got Slabhead pencilled in
I worry I'll make him cry? but he might be one of those 'it's always the quiet ones' types. I don't even know if he's actually quiet. he just looks quiet, and he's a pisces, so I project my entire personality onto him
thinking about it, he could add some nice balance to JG's humpy puppy energy. it could become quite a beautiful, tantric experience for the three of us.
DCL does nothing for me either. Not a single tingle.
Slabhead’s a married man so unfortunately he won’t be able to take part.
Slabhead’s a married man so unfortunately he won’t be able to take part.
He's def an 'always the quiet ones type'.
Unfortunately, I believe @Violetroselily has accepted your first answer and your partner is already being assigned. Sorry, I might have DCL for myself.
Does DCL have a girlfriend? I’m sure someone said he dated Emma Milton once. I’m just curious
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Slabhead, Kane and Gallagher will be working on rotation to fill any gaps (holes) where needed
It's not Christmas, if there isn't some disappointment going around
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