Jack Grealish #54 same xx

[cornflower]

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Might be worth a chat with the GP for a blood test, as there are a lot of things that can cause lethargy and low mood. I thought fatigue was just a result of my sloth life, until I found I had a thyroid problem and am also anaemic. Its hard to feel if you are feeling tit physically.

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you’re likely right, young voice of reason. You must have a brilliant doctor (or admirable persistence). I will do it at some point.

 

[wonderstruck25]

I can tell you this because it was a long time ago and is now actually quite funny.

Spoiler: Story time

Sertraline is my nemesis.

Picture this.

I'm 19. I haven't slept for 5 days. I'm wild-eyed and wonky make-upped and mismatched-clothed. Sticking out of my pocket is a multi-page, hand-scrawled garbled treatise of a theory of consciousness I believe will change the world. I am carrying a wooden spatula, onto which I have drawn in felt-tip the face of Voldemort, and to which I am gleefully referring as "He Who Must Not Be Spatuled".

Trailing behind me are my childhood best friend who I have just denounced to everyone as a moron, the flatmates who I've been keeping up all night as I pace the flat and cook pasta and very loudly watch and laugh at the same few episodes of the same comedy shows over and over again, and a bewildered young man who I appear to have convinced to fall in love with me, but now am aggressively ignoring.

You are a stranger. I approach you cheerfully, stand a little too close, and ask you earnestly if you'd consider voting for me, as I am considering becoming Prime Minister.

I then spend 45 minutes staring at the moon and feeling very emotional about it.

Perhaps the most concerning thing is that this behaviour is close enough to what I was like before the 4-week period of crying in a room that led to the sertraline being prescribed that it doesn't even occur to me that this is a problem.

Yay, I think. The meds are working. I'm back to normal. Let's go trampolining.

(Then the next week I get so paranoid I am literally running away from everything like a spy and when I go to see my doctor and explain that I'm absolutely fine now, the response is "errrm....no".)

Rambling about my silly life Jack tax.
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Spoiler: Self imposed sympathy

I can sympathise on a self imposed note to this.

I had a night on Pepsi.

I told everyone I was on a reality show and was convinced that there were cameras in the lights. I was telling everyone I’d look after them with the money I was earning (from my make believe reality show)

I tried to arrange breakfast with my sister who was at uni in London to have a breakfast in Leicester square even though it was past breakfast.

And then thought I was on a cooking show and had oven gloves on ready to cook even though I wasn’t cooking anything and was smashing the oven open and shut.

I still get rediculed for this night now and its the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever been through and I’ve sat on the floor and ate dry wheat-a-bix on the kitchen floor crying before.

I have a thyroid problem, if you think there is a problem definitely keep exploring your options.

 

[cobette]

Spoiler

you’re likely right, young voice of reason. You must have a brilliant doctor (or admirable persistence). I will do it at some point.

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She is so wise isn't she!?

I want to be like her when I grow up

Love you gals, you're the best humans ever

I'm drunk on tiredness and thank this one for bringing us all together in this crazy little corner of the Internet.

He's so f'ing pleased with himself, smug twit.

 

[wonderstruck25]

She is so wise isn't she!?

I want to be like her when I grow up

Love you gals, you're the best humans ever

I'm drunk on tiredness and thank this one for bringing us all together in this crazy little corner of the Internet.

He's so f'ing pleased with himself, smug twit.

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I’m drunk on vodka and I agree.

dork.

 

[SoccorMom22]

Little Phil in the news for the wrong reasons

Verifying Device

Important points -

Of course he was in the sea
She really is very pretty
Surely they can't blame Jack's influence for this one?

Can’t believe Phil parents are the same age as me. I feel so old . They must have had Phil really young too.

 

[BDY_97]

So he was at Slabhead’s wedding!

 

[madamchristmas]

So he was at Slabhead’s wedding!

how would we know if it’s slabhead or hourihane? jack pls wear different suits to make it obvious thx

 

[Violetroselily]

Pls let John have been there too. I need my cheese and red wine fantasy.

 

[leapfrog]

how would we know if it’s slabhead or hourihane? jack pls wear different suits to make it obvious thx

Tom Grennan was supposedly playing at slab heads wedding. Abe started following him yesterday, so I think it’s slab heads wedding this picture is from

Just seen the original picture
It’s definitely the wedding, what a life they have. Probably a little break on there own after today for a couple of days, or Abe will pop up somewhere with his mates

 

[rosierose91]

Some of my faves! Hope I haven't forgotten any.

As @Violetroselily says, Parachute will be one of the funniest, fluffiest, happiest, saddest, sexiest things you ever read.

Own Goal by our @Sarararah

The Own Goal ✔️ - CarriedAwayCrazy - Wattpad

A typical story of boy meets girl, a holiday romance. Nothing more than two twenty something's enjoying a lavish summer break with friends, no strings, no ties...

www.wattpad.com

What a Day (Jack and Laura Woods) also by @Sarararah

What a Day ✔️ - CarriedAwayCrazy - Wattpad

Jack & Laura Book 1 This story was inspired by the cover photo of a beautiful sports journalist comforting Jack Grealish on the pitch. When Jack moves to Manch...

www.wattpad.com

She has a few others too, she is a writing machine, I don't know how she does it.

Gold Rush by our @rosierose91

Gold Rush - Rosierose91 - Wattpad

Sophie Rhodes is the newly employed medic for Manchester City and on her first day she crosses paths with a player who immediately catches her eye. Jack Greal...

www.wattpad.com

And her new one Heartbreak Weather - I am a sucker for a holiday romance

Heartbreak Weather - Rosierose91 - Wattpad

Friends Ria and Elsie embark on a last minute and desperately needed break to Tenerife. A seductive combination of heat, feeling removed from reality, strong c...

www.wattpad.com

@cornflower has another one, that I love and did not think anything would ever top. She likes to pretend it doesn't exist but it's amazing. Changing Her Mind

Home | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

Keep on Running by @ruby1080 and is as amazingly filthy as you'd expect from her

Home | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

Wreck My Plans by @wonderstruck25 - I love this one so much, it's like a novel, rather than a fanfic

WRECK MY PLANS | JACK GREALISH - ☁️ - Wattpad

Eleanor Meade is just a girl trying to get through her hectic life running her business and being a single mother to her two year old daughter. She put relat...

www.wattpad.com

A Taste of Chaos by @jumpmoon - this is so funny

A Taste of Chaos - Jump Moon - Wattpad

With his star on the rise, Jack Grealish is struggling to find his feet as fame, money and power beckon him into a world of new money glamour. Fighting with hi...

www.wattpad.com

John wise, Sun City is my absolute fave but the author also has the ENT series which I re-read constantly because it's my comfort fic.

Mystery Series

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

thank you

sorry late to the party - I didn’t want to set foot in here until I’d caught up with On Hold

 

[Shoequeen91]

So he was at Slabhead’s wedding!

Flattering picture

 

[ruby1080]

I don’t know if I’m into Pickled at Multiple Weddings in the Same bleeping Outfit Bae

Looks like he needs a rest.

 

[cobette]

I don’t know if I’m into Pickled at Multiple Weddings in the Same bleeping Outfit Bae

Looks like he needs a rest.

I thought that was a typo of Pickers, and I was confused because I didn't think you were into Jord at all.

LOOK AT THESE BABIES, just on a day out from the young offenders.

 

[Violetroselily]

I don’t know if I’m into Pickled at Multiple Weddings in the Same bleeping Outfit Bae

Looks like he needs a rest.

It's giving me Vicar of Dibley going to three Christmas Dinners in the same day vibes.


Niche 90s reference tax

 

[cobette]

It's giving me Vicar of Dibley going to three Christmas Dinners in the same day vibes.


Niche 90s reference tax

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We'd eat three Christmas dinners quite cheerfully though wouldn't we?!

 

[cornflower]

I’m so tired just thinking about the month he’s had. I think I need to sit on my a all day on his behalf

 

[kathyloop]

So my oh walked out on me yesterday .. so JG if your reading this, I’m more available than ever.
Also don’t know if I’m to emotional to read the on hold up date

 

[Violetroselily]

I’m so tired just thinking about the month he’s had. I think I need to sit on my a all day on his behalf

Dw, I've been doing this for the last month for him

 

[cobette]

So my oh walked out on me yesterday .. so JG if your reading this, I’m more available than ever.
Also don’t know if I’m to emotional to read the on hold up date

I hope you're okay sweets We're always here to lend an ear.

 

[Violetroselily]

We'd eat three Christmas dinners quite cheerfully though wouldn't we?!

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I just want to be those mad guys who celebrate Christmas every day with a full Christmas dinner