Gelmet
This is amazing. How are we going to do the poll though? Because there’s literally only one here that I wouldn’t vote for. Do we need a limit on the number of votes?Hair of bae (I tried)
Gelmet
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Sticked back so it looks cemented to his head like a helmet.
Loosely held back
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Hair slicked back with moroccan oil and got2be hairspray (the yellow one) Has the freedom to have a luscious flow and to fall into his face, where a single strand of hair could obliterated your day.
CurtainsView attachment 1310036
Two full curtains falling into place like dominoes as Taylor swift would say in her song gold rush.
One half curtain
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A sub category off of the loosely held back look where the messy hair falls into his face but stays there and isn’t pushed away.
Braid (neat)
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Neatly executed braid, very symmetrical and well proportioned, more flat to the head, past the bobble looks like a horse’s tail sticking out the back.
Braid (messy)
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Messy braid normally kind of looks like there’s something underneath raising it up. The messy braid looks like he’s been in a cat fight and started with the neat braid. Normally acquired while pissed. Bit chaotic.
Ponytail (neat)
-toddler pineapple bae is the only example I could find
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A neatly assembled pony tail. A well formed, crisp pony tail that looks like a hairbrush has been used to smooth out the bumps.
Ponytail (messy)
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A messily assembled ponytail. Bit slapdash gets the job done holds the hair where it needs to be, sort of makes me want him to choke me.
Frontwards capJack
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Feels unnecessary as you can’t see his hair but it is. Cap is used to cover the hair, the peak at the front is a bit sneaky… like he’s anonymously trying to walk off the team bus and no one will know it’s him.
Backwards capJack
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Backwards baseball cap, giving an air of fuckboy attitude. Little flicks of hair visible through the hole at the front of his head.
BeaniehatJack
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Same as front capJack but with a beanie.
Post Euros headband
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The fade a little to shorts so can almost see the head band forming an imprint in the back of his giant head. The curtains fall a little differently and I can’t explain why it’s just the way it is.
Euros headband
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If you like the headband this is the one you like, everything falls correctly his hair was the right length at the back. Personally feel it’s more of a euros nostalgic feeling because it’s definitely not his best hairstyle.
Floppy all over the place hair
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The most chaotic of all his looks. His hair out of control and ‘he needs a bobble’ Looks very soft, like you could run your hands through it and it wouldn’t feel crispy like a few of the other hairstyles.
After training/playing sweaty headbands been taken out
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The hair falls as if the headband is still there, the bump from where he’s been wearing the headband gives him indended curtains.
Loose training/playing sweaty hair (not much product)
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Where the hair doesn’t have much product so leaves a almost air of mystery of how it will end up, could be any position, even all swooped to one side that makes me want to cry tears of joy.
Full of product but the sweat has made it loose
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Where it probably started slicked back, but the sweat has taken it away so now it’s in his face and he’s pushing it away sometimes to one side sometimes back to the OG position and sometimes he just leaves it in his face.
Colours
Blonde like counsellor bae: Straw like, very brash in your face.
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Highlights done well: gives depth to the hair so it’s not all one colour.
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brown: No dye, all natural baby.
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Needs his roots done blonde: Whatever’s is going on now (fuck you Astar barbers) can see exactly where the blonde start, very harsh and deliberate but not giving the desired look.
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Hair of bae (I tried)
Gelmet
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Sticked back so it looks cemented to his head like a helmet.
Loose training/playing sweaty hair (not much product)
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Where the hair doesn’t have much product so leaves a almost air of mystery of how it will end up, could be any position, even all swooped to one side that makes me want to cry tears of joy.
brown: No dye, all natural baby.
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The gelmet is your favFavourite BAU hair - gelmet
Favourite special occasion hair- side swept dream
Colour - au naturale
I knew I was missing one… my brain toward the end was fried
I know, I've surprised myselfThe gelmet is your fav
AMAZING EFFORTHair of bae (I tried)
Gelmet
View attachment 1310041
Sticked back so it looks cemented to his head like a helmet.
Loosely held back
View attachment 1310037
Hair slicked back with moroccan oil and got2be hairspray (the yellow one) Has the freedom to have a luscious flow and to fall into his face, where a single strand of hair could obliterated your day.
CurtainsView attachment 1310036
Two full curtains falling into place like dominoes as Taylor swift would say in her song gold rush.
One half curtain
View attachment 1310055
A sub category off of the loosely held back look where the messy hair falls into his face but stays there and isn’t pushed away.
Braid (neat)
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Neatly executed braid, very symmetrical and well proportioned, more flat to the head, past the bobble looks like a horse’s tail sticking out the back.
Braid (messy)
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Messy braid normally kind of looks like there’s something underneath raising it up. The messy braid looks like he’s been in a cat fight and started with the neat braid. Normally acquired while pissed. Bit chaotic.
Ponytail (neat)
-toddler pineapple bae is the only example I could find
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A neatly assembled pony tail. A well formed, crisp pony tail that looks like a hairbrush has been used to smooth out the bumps.
Ponytail (messy)
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A messily assembled ponytail. Bit slapdash gets the job done holds the hair where it needs to be, sort of makes me want him to choke me.
Frontwards capJack
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Feels unnecessary as you can’t see his hair but it is. Cap is used to cover the hair, the peak at the front is a bit sneaky… like he’s anonymously trying to walk off the team bus and no one will know it’s him.
Backwards capJack
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Backwards baseball cap, giving an air of fuckboy attitude. Little flicks of hair visible through the hole at the front of his head.
BeaniehatJack
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Same as front capJack but with a beanie.
Post Euros headband
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The fade a little to shorts so can almost see the head band forming an imprint in the back of his giant head. The curtains fall a little differently and I can’t explain why it’s just the way it is.
Euros headband
View attachment 1310046
If you like the headband this is the one you like, everything falls correctly his hair was the right length at the back. Personally feel it’s more of a euros nostalgic feeling because it’s definitely not his best hairstyle.
Floppy all over the place hair
View attachment 1310044
The most chaotic of all his looks. His hair out of control and ‘he needs a bobble’ Looks very soft, like you could run your hands through it and it wouldn’t feel crispy like a few of the other hairstyles.
After training/playing sweaty headbands been taken out
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The hair falls as if the headband is still there, the bump from where he’s been wearing the headband gives him indended curtains.
Loose training/playing sweaty hair (not much product)
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Where the hair doesn’t have much product so leaves a almost air of mystery of how it will end up, could be any position, even all swooped to one side that makes me want to cry tears of joy.
Full of product but the sweat has made it loose
View attachment 1310086
Where it probably started slicked back, but the sweat has taken it away so now it’s in his face and he’s pushing it away sometimes to one side sometimes back to the OG position and sometimes he just leaves it in his face.
Colours
Blonde like counsellor bae: Straw like, very brash in your face.
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Highlights done well: gives depth to the hair so it’s not all one colour.
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brown: No dye, all natural baby.
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Needs his roots done blonde: Whatever’s is going on now (fuck you Astar barbers) can see exactly where the blonde start, very harsh and deliberate but not giving the desired look.
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When it's scraggly like in the second
Thank you for your dedication to the cause. Jack will be round later with your reward.Hair of bae (I tried)
Gelmet
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Sticked back so it looks cemented to his head like a helmet.
Loosely held back
View attachment 1310037
Hair slicked back with moroccan oil and got2be hairspray (the yellow one) Has the freedom to have a luscious flow and to fall into his face, where a single strand of hair could obliterated your day.
CurtainsView attachment 1310036
Two full curtains falling into place like dominoes as Taylor swift would say in her song gold rush.
One half curtain
View attachment 1310055
A sub category off of the loosely held back look where the messy hair falls into his face but stays there and isn’t pushed away.
Braid (neat)
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Neatly executed braid, very symmetrical and well proportioned, more flat to the head, past the bobble looks like a horse’s tail sticking out the back.
Braid (messy)
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Messy braid normally kind of looks like there’s something underneath raising it up. The messy braid looks like he’s been in a cat fight and started with the neat braid. Normally acquired while pissed. Bit chaotic.
Ponytail (neat)
-toddler pineapple bae is the only example I could find
View attachment 1310039
A neatly assembled pony tail. A well formed, crisp pony tail that looks like a hairbrush has been used to smooth out the bumps.
Ponytail (messy)
View attachment 1310038
A messily assembled ponytail. Bit slapdash gets the job done holds the hair where it needs to be, sort of makes me want him to choke me.
Frontwards capJack
View attachment 1310054
Feels unnecessary as you can’t see his hair but it is. Cap is used to cover the hair, the peak at the front is a bit sneaky… like he’s anonymously trying to walk off the team bus and no one will know it’s him.
Backwards capJack
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Backwards baseball cap, giving an air of fuckboy attitude. Little flicks of hair visible through the hole at the front of his head.
BeaniehatJack
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Same as front capJack but with a beanie.
Post Euros headband
View attachment 1310047
The fade a little to shorts so can almost see the head band forming an imprint in the back of his giant head. The curtains fall a little differently and I can’t explain why it’s just the way it is.
Euros headband
View attachment 1310046
If you like the headband this is the one you like, everything falls correctly his hair was the right length at the back. Personally feel it’s more of a euros nostalgic feeling because it’s definitely not his best hairstyle.
Floppy all over the place hair
View attachment 1310044
The most chaotic of all his looks. His hair out of control and ‘he needs a bobble’ Looks very soft, like you could run your hands through it and it wouldn’t feel crispy like a few of the other hairstyles.
After training/playing sweaty headbands been taken out
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The hair falls as if the headband is still there, the bump from where he’s been wearing the headband gives him indended curtains.
Loose training/playing sweaty hair (not much product)
View attachment 1310051
Where the hair doesn’t have much product so leaves a almost air of mystery of how it will end up, could be any position, even all swooped to one side that makes me want to cry tears of joy.
Full of product but the sweat has made it loose
View attachment 1310086
Where it probably started slicked back, but the sweat has taken it away so now it’s in his face and he’s pushing it away sometimes to one side sometimes back to the OG position and sometimes he just leaves it in his face.
Colours
Blonde like counsellor bae: Straw like, very brash in your face.
View attachment 1310053
Highlights done well: gives depth to the hair so it’s not all one colour.
View attachment 1310095
brown: No dye, all natural baby.
View attachment 1310043
Needs his roots done blonde: Whatever’s is going on now (fuck you Astar barbers) can see exactly where the blonde start, very harsh and deliberate but not giving the desired look.
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True story.There’s obviously a missing category as well, which he is yet to provide evidence of but which is guaranteed to be amazing: the Man Bun.
I can’t work with all these messy hair styles on my mind.
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