Jack Grealish #47 Fork, then Spoon

[madamchristmas]

excuse me

 

[wonderstruck25]

Watch this little bit for the best little thinky think you might ever see

Does anyone else think this looks like a deposition rather than an interview

 

[Violetroselily]

Bit lacking in my usual content front.. If we want more to talk about, I have more questions for you ladies:

Do you keep the fruit in the pimms or sieve it out?

Should you put tomato in a salad? Knowing it’s such a big dis-licker?

Should the tele volume be left on a even number?

Should ketchup be left in the fridge?

Always keep the fruit in the pimms. Do we think bae likes pimms? Nice and fruity for him

Yes to tomatoes in salad

No idea what my TV volume is on

Yes to ketchup in fridge, as with all condiments


I have been reflecting on my hair choices and would like to provide more supportive evidence for the gelmet because I think it gets overlooked

This is the kind of hairstyle that the pricks at work might have. I can't hate it.

 

[cornflower]

is there anyone here who likes the photos from The Face?! I'm honestly still in meltdown over it and it blows my mind that this is a seemingly unpopular opinion I know it's not our usual cutesy big-personality Jack but he just looks so beautiful in all the photos. And... nips, abs.

HOLD THE PHONE THERES A SUBJACK GIF

 

[ruby1080]

Jack tax theme: Snuggly, cuddly and a little bit nesh (OK, snuggly and cuddly might not be what first springs to mind with Pink Hoodie Bae, but he's wearing a hoodie so that's enough).

I came across this while searching for Jack Grealish Hoodie, who wants one?

 

[cobette]

So you're Channel 4 and you've won the rights to Nations League and this is your chance to show yourself as a great football broadcaster. And you pick Michael Owen for the panel?!

 

[cornflower]

He looks beautiful with his hair slicked back (the fingering hairstyle is a breed of its own jfc ), but soft, messy, grown-out hair just makes me feral. Bit like how the fuckboy blonde can look as shit as it wants, it's still like catnip to my

 

[Danksy]

I'm 10 years older than Jack sadly ! We used to call everyone shag when we were in our early twenties so could be worse

 

[Violetroselily]

We've all knocked off work early for the bank holiday haven't we? Or are we pretending for a couple more hours?

 

[madamchristmas]

i absolutely cannot wait for the world cup. am very excited to hear all the christmas carols that will be made up

 

[ruby1080]

Can't help but think we might be making it too easy for bae? Should we be playing hard to get?

Do you think we’ve been a bit forward at times?

 

[Violetroselily]

Are all their clothes provided for them whilst they’re there maybe?

But everyone else has such huge bags, they can't all be full of sex toys surely

 

[cobette]

Please can he do this again but spit the drink out? Thanks.

Look how the little lamb needed Deano to add some squash to his water because he doesn't like it plain me too bab I don't drink water

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Also how nice did mason look at the euros. He’s literally not looked this good since !!! What is it ? I don’t find him good looking normally but at the euros I’d have done any of the team

 

[cornflower]

Christ, I can’t do this. Who the fuck looks this good? His hair is defo top tier today.

North West here, sweaty af

 

[madamchristmas]

have hidden myself in the corner of the office today so hoping i can still perv during office hours and get paid for it

 

[wonderstruck25]

There’s obviously a missing category as well, which he is yet to provide evidence of but which is guaranteed to be amazing: the Man Bun.

I can’t work with all these messy hair styles on my mind.

With the blonde at the moment… I have the mental images of him doing the Miley Cyrus two space buns from the VMAs where she twerked

Like it would look the exact same if he did it

 

[wonderstruck25]

I used to go Scotland when I was young cause my Dad is from there but haven’t been since I was like 8. As an adult I’ve never been further than Birmingham and I went there when I was 18… other then that I literally haven’t been past Milton Keynes

I’m a proper southern girl I love London.

I say all this cause I can’t comment on what it’s like up north…. Not a scoobie.

 

[iluvpink]

Girls, this might have been mentioned (soz if it has, I’m shit at remembering) but who the FUCK is the fitty at the back?
Answers on a postcard please!

 

[wonderstruck25]

R E S U L T S

Winner is @madamchristmas

A N S W E R S

1. England
2. City
3. England
4. Villa
5. Villa
6. England
7. City
8. England
9. Villa
10. City
11. Villa
12. City
13. England
14. City
15. Villa
16. Villa
17. England
18. City

if I can offer a bit of wisdom don’t do a quiz while drinking my brain hurts