Jack Grealish #47 Fork, then Spoon

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Sorry folks, I am a Jack-style affectionate drunk. This is one of the reasons I don't drink much anymore though - told too many people I loved them, it got embarrassing.

 

[cornflower]

I am so desperate for fic updates and desperately trying to pass time on an painful family weekend I have now started reading Gaz Nev/Carragher fics

After finishing all of the Kane/Southgate ones

H e l p m e

can you not just read a book, any book, just nip to tesco or something? How have things got so dire?

drunk touchy feely jack would have me all drunkenly convinced that his tactility means he’s in love with me - this would lead to embarrassment.

 

[madamchristmas]

‘I’m tryna learn to DJ’

reckon he’ll try and break into the dj business after he retires from football? he’ll deffo open his own bar in ibiza

 

[cobette]

This is so much fun!

Can we do a City vs England one? Pick a keeper, a defender, a midfielder and a forward. Shag 'em all, then you get your choice of the players who play for both.

Pickford
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Or
Ederson
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Chilwell
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Or
Ruben
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Rice
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Or
Rodri
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Kane
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Or
Gabby
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HANDS OFF GABBY YOU SLAGS

You'd best believe you're all shagging Kane

 

[cornflower]

I've decided I only like this from neck down.

belly button up for me

 

[cobette]

Maybe it's just safer for him to wear a hat all the time?!

I know bab, I know. It's hard keeping 5m insta followers happy.

 

[Violetroselily]

I am a hypocritical bitch because I detest the straggly hair despite the fact that I look like a birds nest 99% of the time

 

[cornflower]

Some of the ‘weird crushes’ on here don’t half intrigue me, I need to know the reasoning behind people like HK and maguire though because nice nips isn’t even enough for me? although HK… his body is possibly amazing enough for me to cancel out the face/voice/dullness if I’m feeling thirsty enough? But I’m not the fussiest person here, let’s be honest.

yes plz to easy game, the easier the better

 

[madamchristmas]

i’m gonna need him to post a topless photo with floppy curtains… jg if you’re reading pls post fanks

 

[ruby1080]

I reckon Kev or Gundo would be pretty useful.

I wouldn’t want to have sex with either of them though, so they couldn’t fulfil all duties.

 

[Violetroselily]

I will stop now because I think @cobette might call the police

 

[futbolista]

Did anyone watch the chairman’s address? He said lots of good things about jack and that he was excited for jack’s next season. We are too chairman. We are too.

i love listening to the chairman talk. It’s like ASMR to me. I know I’m weird. But so is this group so maybe someone else gets me. So glad we have him and not someone like Levy.



starts at 7:48

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Shorts tight enough there, bae?

(Also, this is a perfect illustration of why I wouldn't shag Maguire)

Too easy! Ederson, Ruben, Rodri, Gabby. And it’s not just my City bias showing. I really would shag them. (Again: I find Chilly objectively good looking but he stirs no desire in me at all.)

I feel similar about Chilly. Like I fancy him, but not as much as I feel like I should.

 

[Violetroselily]

Somebody pls make an appointment with the vet to have me put down

Spoiler

 

[cornflower]

everything about him in this (eyes, smile, freckles, wetness)… but GOD, that wild snail trail

(I am also sat in the corner of the office today, perving obsessively)

 

[ruby1080]

I know I'm being ungrateful, but I wish they wouldn't give us 15 min long videos of ball kicking where we have to play Spot the Bae. I'd rather watch a video of them eating their breakfast or having a shower or something, mix it up England.

 

[blubberbubber]

Jack is en route to Hungary, brooding in his puffer, wondering if any of us really know him at all.

 

[Violetroselily]

Grealish is wondering just how many holes you have

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Well there the 3 obvious ones which they can share, but if they can't be patient then they can have an ear each

 

[VC10]

Jack Grealish shagger stand-by in 2nd place Ben Chilwell

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[cobette]

He’ll be alright with me, I already have one fussy child who I need to carry around one of those little squirty juice bottles for to add to water wherever we go.

Are you my mummy?