The SubJack Chronicles 🧎
This is perfect! I salute you!Hair of bae (I tried)
Gelmet
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Sticked back so it looks cemented to his head like a helmet.
Loosely held back
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Hair slicked back with moroccan oil and got2be hairspray (the yellow one) Has the freedom to have a luscious flow and to fall into his face, where a single strand of hair could obliterated your day.
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Two full curtains falling into place like dominoes as Taylor swift would say in her song gold rush.
One half curtain
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A sub category off of the loosely held back look where the messy hair falls into his face but stays there and isn’t pushed away.
Braid (neat)
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Neatly executed braid, very symmetrical and well proportioned, more flat to the head, past the bobble looks like a horse’s tail sticking out the back.
Braid (messy)
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Messy braid normally kind of looks like there’s something underneath raising it up. The messy braid looks like he’s been in a cat fight and started with the neat braid. Normally acquired while pissed. Bit chaotic.
Ponytail (neat)
-toddler pineapple bae is the only example I could find
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A neatly assembled pony tail. A well formed, crisp pony tail that looks like a hairbrush has been used to smooth out the bumps.
Ponytail (messy)
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A messily assembled ponytail. Bit slapdash gets the job done holds the hair where it needs to be, sort of makes me want him to choke me.
Frontwards capJack
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Feels unnecessary as you can’t see his hair but it is. Cap is used to cover the hair, the peak at the front is a bit sneaky… like he’s anonymously trying to walk off the team bus and no one will know it’s him.
Backwards capJack
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Backwards baseball cap, giving an air of fuckboy attitude. Little flicks of hair visible through the hole at the front of his head.
BeaniehatJack
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Same as front capJack but with a beanie.
Post Euros headband
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The fade a little to shorts so can almost see the head band forming an imprint in the back of his giant head. The curtains fall a little differently and I can’t explain why it’s just the way it is.
Euros headband
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If you like the headband this is the one you like, everything falls correctly his hair was the right length at the back. Personally feel it’s more of a euros nostalgic feeling because it’s definitely not his best hairstyle.
Floppy all over the place hair
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The most chaotic of all his looks. His hair out of control and ‘he needs a bobble’ Looks very soft, like you could run your hands through it and it wouldn’t feel crispy like a few of the other hairstyles.
After training/playing sweaty headbands been taken out
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The hair falls as if the headband is still there, the bump from where he’s been wearing the headband gives him indended curtains.
Loose training/playing sweaty hair (not much product)
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Where the hair doesn’t have much product so leaves a almost air of mystery of how it will end up, could be any position, even all swooped to one side that makes me want to cry tears of joy.
Full of product but the sweat has made it loose
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Where it probably started slicked back, but the sweat has taken it away so now it’s in his face and he’s pushing it away sometimes to one side sometimes back to the OG position and sometimes he just leaves it in his face.
Colours
Blonde like counsellor bae: Straw like, very brash in your face.
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Highlights done well: gives depth to the hair so it’s not all one colour.
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brown: No dye, all natural baby.
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Needs his roots done blonde: Whatever’s is going on now (fuck you Astar barbers) can see exactly where the blonde start, very harsh and deliberate but not giving the desired look.
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God.
Oh he was in there but seems to have escaped the dungeon and has been replaced with a broken link icon
Hear bror brorsan bro all the time in my country thats like broski bruvva bro. Even when a guy in Swedish Ex on the beach had sex with a woman he was like Oh bro this feels so nice broski. The woman was not impressed with the pillow talk to put it mildly.Also I’ve never heard a bloke call anyone bro, broski irl…
I call my boss Quadruple. Hi's a Liverpoolfan and I have great sense of humor.
He really didn’t like us not liking his dancing, did he?here ya go - the photo from yesterday reposted but without the video
I love JG nose. He looks fresh here not off his chops. Like his crappy dancing. The video with him and the young lad River who is poorly dancing is so aaahhere ya go - the photo from yesterday reposted but without the video
Looks like he’s been mithered by Dec ever since he arrived.He looks happy
Maybe he'd already tried his luck and been turned down.They were watching the women
Bet he was bored
Jack that person who has to blow out the bday candles even if it's not his bday.Jack is proper pouting.
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