Jack Grealish #47 Fork, then Spoon

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wonderstruck25

ruby1080 said:
There’s obviously a missing category as well, which he is yet to provide evidence of but which is guaranteed to be amazing: the Man Bun.

I can’t work with all these messy hair styles on my mind.
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With the blonde at the moment… I have the mental images of him doing the Miley Cyrus two space buns from the VMAs where she twerked

Like it would look the exact same if he did it
 

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ruby1080

Violetroselily said:
We've all knocked off work early for the bank holiday haven't we? Or are we pretending for a couple more hours?
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I’ve not even properly got started today. I kind of knocked off early in January and it’s all catching up with me.
 
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cornflower

Violetroselily said:
We've all knocked off work early for the bank holiday haven't we? Or are we pretending for a couple more hours?
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Had a deadline yesterday so now that's met, I'm rewarding myself with some mild to moderate slacking. Also, it's lunchtime now. Currently enjoying a bagel which is making me think of nice things
 
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ruby1080

cornflower said:
Had a deadline yesterday so now that's met, I'm rewarding myself with some mild to moderate slacking. Also, it's lunchtime now. Currently enjoying a bagel which is making me think of nice things
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Let’s not start that again

I’m going to have to just sign off for the week with my usual collection of apology emails.
 
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Violetroselily

I've spent the last couple of weeks mostly in the virtual equivalent of a locked cupboard, beavering away on Very Important papers for things that will come to fruition once I've left, so I have now reached my capacity for anything work related and my brain is just bae(s).

The next email I get is going to get a random photo of bae in response. Might update my signature with a link to the hair post so that we get a broader range of opinions.

My brain right now
 
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ruby1080

Don’t troll us Bae. Sat there with your legs crossed and your socks like that, and your foot like that, thinking we’ll still shag you. We will.

 
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wonderstruck25

‘Love bro’

When I first saw it I thought me meant love, bro. Like he was signing his name bro.

I’m assuming now he means sending love to you bro but I was baffled there for a hot sec

Edit: Do you think he wrote bro cause he didn’t want to write ‘To my guy Jack….. love Jack’


Also I’ve never heard a bloke call anyone bro, broski irl…
 
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cornflower

'bro' tends to be used by fuckboys in my experience, I found it more common with southern SoCal-wearing 'cheeky Nandos' sorts of boys when I was at uni 1000 years ago. Round here it's mostly mate or lad
 
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cobette

I hear Bro a lot here, Brother less so.

Not Broski though.

EDIT: Maybe it has to do with age demographics!? I spend all my working hours with late teen, early 20s people. This explains a lot about my behaviour.
 
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ruby1080

cornflower said:
'bro' tends to be used by fuckboys in my experience, I found it more common with southern SoCal-wearing 'cheeky Nandos' sorts of boys when I was at uni 1000 years ago. Round here it's mostly mate or lad
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You calling my baby an aspiring fuck boy?



Just kidding, wanted an excuse to bring Ma Foden back into things

I think it’s a bit of a YouTube gamer thing, they all bro each other all day long. And “bruh”. It’s all I’m gonna hear when Jack moves in, isn’t it?
 
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Violetroselily

Actually yes I hear bruh sometimes. I think I hang around and work with wankers tbh because they also call eachother sir?
 
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cobette

Violetroselily said:
Actually yes I hear bruh sometimes. I think I hang around and work with wankers tbh because they also call eachother sir?
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Sir

How do sir and bruh go together!? Jack hasn't (quite rightly) called anyone Sir since school.
 
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