Jack Grealish #38

[cobette]

I have to turm my work phone back on at 9 and it is a terrifying thought Party's over kids.

 

[spilldatea]

no these photoshopped pics with the earring are killing me and reminding me of my fave insult i’ve ever read on here (think it was about madders??) ‘he looks like he smells like the back of an earring’

 

[cornflower]

wow I'm a slut

 

[cobette]

I would be greedy to ask them to fix the title too wouldn't it!?

Like Jack giving you a snog and you telling him that's not enough. obv it's not.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Because I feel like he might need it, the theme of my Jack tax is love.

 

[Kakan]

"weird group of English people aged 25-45"

What a small, niche group we are.

And are they trying to say I need to grow out of this within the next few years? Rude.

English? I'm from Sweden which makes me weirder then the rest of you I suppose .

OMG HOW COULD I FORGET LEO!?

I been to Leo's house in Beverly Hills on a party! Also at least half of all people ever been in LA has because he (or his guards) invites everybody they see and this was only a couple of years ago Leo being more old and fat than in his prime so to speak and the only thing he sad to me was hi. So now you know the (not) exiting story about when I hanged out with a real moviestar.

 

[333149O]

Broskis I’ve got covid 2 years into the pandemic how embarrassing. Here’s a lazy (quality not quantity) Jack tax from my infested self:

 

[Violetroselily]

Sorry if this is you… but people that voice note instead of text, drive me nuts and I think I’ve hit the nail on the head that he is one of them.

 

[Encyclopedia]

Guys you are killing me today with this thread
I had to google dick cheese to make sure it is what I’m thinking, the description and the images didn’t really help. Don’t wanna even mention it is my work phone

For the ick talk. I can take open door pooping, piss in the shower, nicknames for my vagina but I would never ever do anything with a man who is jumping into water with holding his nose So Jackyboy pls provide a video evidence, skinny dipping if possible

 

[ruby1080]

Jesus Christ Superstar scored 4 goals today but can only get 3 Tattlers to agree to shag him. What a sad tale.

 

[Gizmo24]

So in all honesty - what are the deal breakers with Jack? His singing I could take but whistling, absolutely not. If he made up a cutesy name for his dick/my vagina or spoke to either of them in a baby voice. See yourself out mate.

Edit: once again wondering if he reads here. One day one of us will take it too far, like I dunno, all of us getting the ick at a t-shirt or someone suggesting again thats he's all balls and no dick. He will lose his shit and address us all publicly...or come here incognito claiming that a friend slept with him.

 

[ruby1080]

No no no no no! What are you doing to this poor boy?!

Sorry bae, I’m at work dealing with absolute wankers who want me to do stuff all day long, but will report all these posts when I get home

 

[AlaiaG]

Not me forgetting these even existed

 

[Sarararah]

Okay......we are now a bunch of weird sneezers with zero standards who get turned on by sweaty arses.

I'll say it again, you are my people

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Maybe Pep's just worried that all the people of Madrid want to tug on Jack's hair.

 

[Violetroselily]

His little paws in this one

 

[ruby1080]

Poor Ederson though. He got all those teeth for nothing, @Violetroselily wouldn't even consider him for the poll.

 

[cornflower]

Flipper voter here, and PROUD

 

[Violetroselily]

Had a bit of time before my final call


Get this up in my vagina right now

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Suspect he might not play tonight, but I'm desperate for him to.

Still got the BT Sport pass I paid for, going to grab some wine and gaze lovingly at the whole City team except Laporte