Jack Grealish #30 The injuries are getting out of hand. Are they real, or is it the flange?

[ruby1080]

Sat with his foils on, reading a copy of Take A Break

You know he'd enjoy reading it too. And would keep reading out snippets of it.

 

[Violetroselily]

Fallen down a YT rabbit hole (full disclosure, I do actually have a job but I hate it and am beyond distracted today)

Sorry for the potential baby face ick, but the tone of his voice here is just making me want to weep. So soft and gentle. I'm going to listen to this to help me sleep at night.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Fallen down a YT rabbit hole (full disclosure, I do actually have a job but I hate it and am beyond distracted today)

Sorry for the potential baby face ick, but the tone of his voice here is just making me want to weep. So soft and gentle. I'm going to listen to this to help me sleep at night.

 

[cornflower]

Fallen down a YT rabbit hole (full disclosure, I do actually have a job but I hate it and am beyond distracted today)

Sorry for the potential baby face ick, but the tone of his voice here is just making me want to weep. So soft and gentle. I'm going to listen to this to help me sleep at night.

(lol re pointing out you have a job, I always worry people on here think I just sit in my non-existent basement all day writing Stan-esque letters to bae )

He is adorable in that video you’ve posted. The colour of his eyes


His voice is lovely and soft in this one too, I love it for various reasons (including ‘my shocks shrunk’)

 

[Violetroselily]

(lol re pointing out you have a job, I always worry people on here think I just sit in my non-existent basement all day writing Stan-esque letters to bae )

He is adorable in that video you’ve posted. The colour of his eyes


His voice is lovely and soft in this one too, I love it for various reasons (including ‘my shocks shrunk’)

Stan letters I think I'm mainly trying to remind myself that I do actually have a job tbh, as my motivation is through the floor for various reasons.

Bae voice ASMR is my new favourite thing

 

[anon18375]

obsesseddd with this thread!! anyone know any hotspots in Manchester where you're likely to see any of the footballers? would loveee to see him in real life even from afar

 

[Violetroselily]

Unsurprisingly no bae in todays training photos. Wish they'd set up a camera in the medical room so we can see him getting massaged and then upload it to PornHub

 

[Smca53]

Get ready for one of my trademark rambles...

Unless you find a nice clever man first, there comes a time in the life of every even slightly intelligent woman who likes men, where you're on a date - or, God forbid, in a relationship - with a man who you were initially attracted to because of his intelligence. And he's articulate and knowledgeable and talks about the stuff that interests you, but the more he talks the more annoyed you get, and then you realise...

It's not a conversation. You're his audience. He says you're intelligent too, but what he means by that is he thinks only intelligent people have the capacity to understand his brilliant and nuanced points. If you question his thinking or express an opinion different to his, he sees it as a disappointing moment of stupidity from you, although he will of course enjoy telling you how and why he thinks you're wrong. He doesn't entertain the idea that you might be right, or that you might have an interesting and well-reasoned opinion that differs from his.

And you think, this is exhausting. It turns out it doesn't matter that he's interested in or has similar views to you on literature or politics or science or philosophy or whatever. Because he only knows how to communicate about that stuff, and you have nothing else - i.e. nothing that actually matters - in common.

Then the next time, you pick a nice, sweet bloke who hasn't read any of the books you like (or whatever form your intelligence takes). And he's probably not the love of your life because this isn't a film, but he's kind and funny and when you talk about what you like, he asks questions about what you mean and why it's important to you. And yeah, you have to do the same when he talks about the finer points of whatever it is that he's into, and it's like you're educating each other, it's an actual exchange of ideas and opinions. And when he says "you're clever" he means "you know about stuff I don't, and I find it interesting when you talk about it, and I want to know what you think about things", not "please stroke my ego by nodding and smiling at everything I say".

And then you realise that the foundations of a relationship are mutual liking and respect and making each other laugh and having a cuddle and having interesting conversations and enjoying the time you spend together. And none of that needs him to have read Dickens or know what a quark is or have a preferred solution for peace in the Middle East.

The man who makes you happy might be clever. But it's not a requirement.

duck. This is perfect.

 

[Sarararah]

Fallen down a YT rabbit hole (full disclosure, I do actually have a job but I hate it and am beyond distracted today)

Sorry for the potential baby face ick, but the tone of his voice here is just making me want to weep. So soft and gentle. I'm going to listen to this to help me sleep at night.

1.11 - a young pffft face

 

[BeauJD]

This here is peak Grealish bulge material!! Seriously, even with his forearm over it, it was still visible!

 

[Remymia]

Get ready for one of my trademark rambles...

Unless you find a nice clever man first, there comes a time in the life of every even slightly intelligent woman who likes men, where you're on a date - or, God forbid, in a relationship - with a man who you were initially attracted to because of his intelligence. And he's articulate and knowledgeable and talks about the stuff that interests you, but the more he talks the more annoyed you get, and then you realise...

It's not a conversation. You're his audience. He says you're intelligent too, but what he means by that is he thinks only intelligent people have the capacity to understand his brilliant and nuanced points. If you question his thinking or express an opinion different to his, he sees it as a disappointing moment of stupidity from you, although he will of course enjoy telling you how and why he thinks you're wrong. He doesn't entertain the idea that you might be right, or that you might have an interesting and well-reasoned opinion that differs from his.

And you think, this is exhausting. It turns out it doesn't matter that he's interested in or has similar views to you on literature or politics or science or philosophy or whatever. Because he only knows how to communicate about that stuff, and you have nothing else - i.e. nothing that actually matters - in common.

Then the next time, you pick a nice, sweet bloke who hasn't read any of the books you like (or whatever form your intelligence takes). And he's probably not the love of your life because this isn't a film, but he's kind and funny and when you talk about what you like, he asks questions about what you mean and why it's important to you. And yeah, you have to do the same when he talks about the finer points of whatever it is that he's into, and it's like you're educating each other, it's an actual exchange of ideas and opinions. And when he says "you're clever" he means "you know about stuff I don't, and I find it interesting when you talk about it, and I want to know what you think about things", not "please stroke my ego by nodding and smiling at everything I say".

And then you realise that the foundations of a relationship are mutual liking and respect and making each other laugh and having a cuddle and having interesting conversations and enjoying the time you spend together. And none of that needs him to have read Dickens or know what a quark is or have a preferred solution for peace in the Middle East.

The man who makes you happy might be clever. But it's not a requirement.

Who knew I would find brilliant relationship advice on a jack grealish thirst thread!

 

[applecrumble7]

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Come on give me a cuddle

 

[ruby1080]

This here is peak Grealish bulge material!! Seriously, even with his forearm over it, it was still visible!

Sooo many good camera angles too, whoever was on camera duty did a good job

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

This here is peak Grealish bulge material!! Seriously, even with his forearm over it, it was still visible!

He is so bloody fit in that video. The mad hair that would suit literally no-one else, the top-level bulge content, his little smile... Lovely.

 

[Gizmo24]

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Come on give me a cuddle

He loves a cuddle don't he. I want a cuddle Jack.

 

[ruby1080]

This here is peak Grealish bulge material!! Seriously, even with his forearm over it, it was still visible!

The little bit from 4:47 onwards just makes me laugh. "I was loike, I don't feel right, and JT was just, loike, Jack, me and Lampard always sez it takes loike six games to feel 100%" He sounds like a very, very deep voiced Valley girl.

 

[Shoequeen91]

He is so bloody fit in that video. The mad hair that would suit literally no-one else, the top-level bulge content, his little smile... Lovely.

Now imagine it if his hair didn’t look like he was auditioning to be the nextworzel gummidge and instead he had his brunette locks from Championship Villa

 

[ruby1080]

Now imagine it if his hair didn’t look like he was auditioning to be the nextworzel gummidge and instead he had his brunette locks from Championship Villa

Nooo, it's the hair that makes it

 

[shadowofdoubt]

Ok well we'll get you fully on m/m by the time your leg has healed

Jack/Ben - this one is amazing and heart-wrenching

baby, i don’t want to feel alone - Chapter 1 - mxnia - Men's Football RPF [Archive of Our Own]

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John/Ruben (underrated pair) super angsty and hot

boy, we can do much more together - Chapter 1 - evildead2 - Men's Football RPF [Archive of Our Own]

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Jack/John

Tangled up in emotion, we go down in slow motion. - Chapter 1 - EnglandNT - Men's Football RPF [Archive of Our Own]

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now i really got a hold on you - evildead2 - Men's Football RPF [Archive of Our Own]

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John/Jordan Pickford series

ENT - Bellelaide - Football RPF, Men's Football RPF [Archive of Our Own]

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The OG Jack/John series which will change your life much like parachute has

do you lot think southgate is homophobic? - atavists - Men's Football RPF [Archive of Our Own]

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and back to Jack/female, assuming you already have the @cornflower masterpieces but if not

New Session | Archive of Our Own

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100% causing an argument with my fella any second so he’ll sleep on the couch and I can read these in peace

 

[Shoequeen91]

Nooo, it's the hair that makes it

Nah, I’ll go to my grave saying that nothing beats Jack with brown hair and seeing it in real time I only wish I’d have appreciated it more