Jack Grealish #30 The injuries are getting out of hand. Are they real, or is it the flange?

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Popsock123

If he’s shagging tonight he’s fit enough to kick a ball in my opinion don’t tease us jack
 
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Shoequeen91

StephenTJackson said:
I feel wrong for not being aroused by Ruben. Like his body is amazing, and he's not bad looking. But he doesn't do it for me. But he should objectively.
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You may think differently if you’ve seen him spend a solid minute bent over in front of you at a game, Stephen
 
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ruby1080

StephenTJackson said:
I feel wrong for not being aroused by Ruben. Like his body is amazing, and he's not bad looking. But he doesn't do it for me. But he should objectively.
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Yeah, it's weird, objectively he's completely my type but something's not quite right. It might be the teeth - too much. And the ears - too small.

He'll do though, if we're collectively dumping Jack.
 
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StephenTJackson

Shoequeen91 said:
You may think differently if you’ve seen him spend a solid minute bent over in front of you at a game, Stephen
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I mean I probably wouldn't say no.

I'd let him if I had to. And I'd eat his arse if I really had to.

But I feel like it would be an effort rather than me begging to be fucked like a desperate whore.

ETA: I actually would rather get fucked by Kyle Walker than Ruben. That's how bad it is.

ruby1080 said:
Yeah, it's weird, objectively he's completely my type but something's not quite right. It might be the teeth - too much. And the ears - too small.

He'll do though, if we're collectively dumping Jack.
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I ain't dumping Jack, so I'm okay
 
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spilldatea

cornflower said:
Could’ve written this myself he seems far too nice and serious
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i’ve always thought he was attractive but seeing him in person took it to the next level. he is even more beautiful in real life. massive broad shoulders and just a solid wall of muscle. and his arse? carved by the gods. when he gets angry as well yes please
 
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Violetroselily

I find Ruben very intriguing. His ex's break up song doesn't paint him in entirely the best light, so I can imagine he could be a bit of a fuck boy dark horse

Also this photo is hot because he looks like he's just been shagging

 
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Gossgossgoss9888

StephenTJackson said:
I feel wrong for not being aroused by Ruben. Like his body is amazing, and he's not bad looking. But he doesn't do it for me. But he should objectively.
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Different strokes for different folks!

In all honesty he's just a little too together for me.

Body sculpted by the gods, cute smile, talented and driven and ambitious, intelligent for a footballer, always does that thing where he rolls his shorts up at every corner, takes his shirt off but leaves his armband on which speaks to something deep and primal in my brain....

But I get the feeling that he wouldn't need me to take care of him or explain things to him. Like he could probably assemble flat-pack furniture on his own and make his own dentist appointments.

And my type of guy is hot but also in some way infuriating. Someone who pisses me off just enough that I don't get completely unbearable about him. Someone I feel comfortable teasing, and who takes it good-naturedly and gives it back a little too.

Ruben's fit but intimidating. I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

 
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