Will try and do a little recap:
- Jack is still THE most shaggable man alive and we’re getting impatient for him to visit us in our beds
- Pep’s got him on a healthy, staying in, full on boot camp regime (but let him out last night with some of his many, many “brothers”)
- Jack is one of many sports stars in the Sports Direct Xmas ad, wearing a white coat with furry hood getting pelted with snowballs and looking utterly divine
- He reached 8 years with Sash who laid on a mess of a teenage pyjama party plastic-dump “movie night” in the living room with balloons, hearts, sweets, cake, donuts, more sweets and the Notebook. As the thread title says, Jack clearly didn’t rave about it and was also probably ripped to shreds by the Man City lads the next day
- No more goals from Jack while Pep persists with the LW position and put him on the bench yesterday for the Derby, probably as punishment for all those sweets
- Jack has been called up for England again for the next two qualifier matches, including the Albania match on Friday at Wembley which has sold out already, probably because a million Grealish hoebags will be turning up (me included in Block 1-HOE-3)
- STILL no Jack nudes!
- Did I mention we still all want to bang him senseless?
- I would sell my soul to the devil and sell my life’s savings and belongings for a night with him
here’s why: