The side effect of the Pfizer vaccine killed me
LORD HAVE MERCY Jack AND Mings. I've been off here for a while (life, work, uni, blah blah) and this is what I return to?!! RIP me
The side effect of the Pfizer vaccine killed meWelcome to thecultclub! And what a brilliant username you have chosen, Jack would be proud to be reminded of one of his best ever interviews
What you’ve written could have been me writing the same thing, apart from the fact I’m English rather than Hungarian. And like you I’ve always gone for the clean, well spoken, intellectual sorts of men who wear suits and network
Bloody Jack has turned the rules of my universe upside down this year. He’s everything I’d never have gone for and now he’s everything I wantI’ve tried to blame all sorts of things - lockdowns, the effects of the Pfizer vaccine, some undiagnosed hormonal disorder, a bang on the head…still can’t figure it out.
Like you I’m glad I’m single right now, not only can I obsess/perve/fantasise guilt free, I don’t have to think about binning a boyfriend and I can have my poster of Jack on my wardrobe doors (yes I’m 36 years old).
Please enjoy sharing as much Jack content as you like. Have you got any upcoming match tickets booked?
LORD HAVE MERCY Jack AND Mings. I've been off here for a while (life, work, uni, blah blah) and this is what I return to?!! RIP mehe must see these things. Especially cause lately he said he’s never off his phone. I wonder what he thinks to these
Tempted to report it to the MHRA Yellow Card scheme:The side effect of the Pfizer vaccine killed me
Do it!Tempted to report it to the MHRA Yellow Card scheme:
“Vaccine* has resulted in chronic and unrelenting urges to shag Jack Grealish, accompanied by an elevated temperature, sweating, dizziness, palpitations, obsessive compulsive thoughts, breathlessness and vaginal aches and pains. Symptoms particularly severe during England international breaks, Saturday televised match times and Tuesday/Wednesday evenings depending on the Champions League schedule. Exposure to source of symptoms in the flesh likely to result in relapse.”
*First dose administered one week before the Euros kicked off, second dose administered on the day Man City played in the televised community shield…more than just a coincidence eh
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Jack and Mings were always my favourite to watch at Villa now I have to give Mings twice the attention until Jack makes his return on 1st December.The side effect of the Pfizer vaccine killed me
LORD HAVE MERCY Jack AND Mings. I've been off here for a while (life, work, uni, blah blah) and this is what I return to?!! RIP me
jack we matched on raya?? gives him a heart attack
https://giphy.com/ZsZmffS4YS5ywjack we matched on raya?? gives him a heart attack
I swear this was in Spanish to start withI DONT USE RAYA, i say someone tell him that they spoke for raya to see what he does in the m&g
I don't understand this at all. ??I DONT USE RAYA, i say someone tell him that they spoke for raya to see what he does in the m&g
I said previously that if you won the Man City zoom meet and greet with Jack that it would be funny to say you’d spoken to him on Raya before just to see his reactionI don't understand this at all. ??
Aw OK I get it now.I said previously that if you won the Man City zoom meet and greet with Jack that it would be funny to say you’d spoken to him on Raya before just to see his reaction
That makes so much more senseI said previously that if you won the Man City zoom meet and greet with Jack that it would be funny to say you’d spoken to him on Raya before just to see his reaction
Can you imagine his face though?Aw OK I get it now.
Practicing his moves for the tattle JG forumites Christmas party
Thankyou Boo hoo for your service
Me: ‘so I hear you’ve got a secret weapon Jack!’That makes so much more sense. Imagine if you ask a question about his relationship status
I think some of them secretly love him really!why in the WAGS thread they hate jack ??? he is a cheater but he is good
I hope he got paid plenty for that. His moves there not peng at all ygmPracticing his moves for the tattle JG forumites Christmas party
Me: ‘so I hear you’ve got a secret weapon Jack!’
jack: ‘errrrrm’
Me: ‘well, how would you like to trade her in for a weapon of mass destruction, because I’d love to destroy you!’
jack: ‘I’ll dm you’
or something like that haha
thank God he is good in football and it pays well
Thankyou Boo hoo for your service
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