I think I'm in love.
I'm 38, married with 2 kids. I need to get a grip
I'm 38, married with 2 kids. I need to get a grip
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I wouldn’t worry, you’re in good company here. It’s a safe spaceI think I'm love.
I'm 38, married with 2 kids. I need to get a grip
No needs for favours, MILFS R US....at our sexual peak. Well, I know I'm a horn witch anyway hahI mean I’m 21 so I’ll take one for the team for all you mums and let you know how I get on
So true, he wouldn’t know what hit himNo needs for favours, MILFS R US....at our sexual peak. Well, I know I'm a horn witch anyway hah
There’s a young lad locally who is mad for older women, eyefucks you like mad (embarrassing when you’re with your husband/kids). He was in the year above my daughter at school *I reckon Jack would happily go with a slightly older woman. Could definitely teach him a thing or two and tbf I only want him for a shag, couldn’t be around him for more than that.
What would you talk about after or just make a sharp exitThe boy doesn’t even know what an encyclopaedia is, I’d still do him
I reckon sex then a bit of a cuddle then make your excuses and leave.What would you talk about after or just make a sharp exit
I reckon you could do that twice before you have to have a conversation of some sorts so that puts a time limit on it. You don’t want to tarnish the memory by having to explain how to put a dishwasher on or somethingI reckon sex then a bit of a cuddle then make your excuses and leave.
I doubt he’d be bothered about a conversation so you could get away with just putting CBeebies on for him and getting an UberI reckon you could do that twice before you have to have a conversation of some sorts so that puts a time limit on it. You don’t want to tarnish the memory by having to explain how to put a dishwasher on or something
I have a bubble machine, could pop it on to entertain him.I reckon you could do that twice before you have to have a conversation of some sorts so that puts a time limit on it. You don’t want to tarnish the memory by having to explain how to put a dishwasher on or something
Good, I’m 29. AahahaI reckon Jack would happily go with a slightly older woman. Could definitely teach him a thing or two and tbf I only want him for a shag, couldn’t be around him for more than that.
You'd have to make like the interviewer and talk S-L-O-W-L-Y like she did as if English was his second languageWhat would you talk about after or just make a sharp exit
No brainless chat, no dreadful clothes. Just the good stuff, please. Ideally not too ‘quick’. ThanksI fancy him until he talks so I'm absolutely fine with a quick shag without any pleasantries