Jack Grealish #2 Oh Mr Grealish your thighs are so thick, dreading the day we all get the ick!

[Ggggggggggg]

I’m a 41 year old married mother of three thirsting over a man who’s everything I’d normally despise in a man. What the hell have they put in this Covid vaccine?

I want my old life back. Or do I?

 

[watermelon sugar]

'Hi Mr Grealish, I'm watermelon sugar from the track and trace team. i just want to know if you are at home self isolating? And whether you could suffocate me with your thighs and let me ride you into the next football season. Thanks x'

 

[Gossngiggles]

I reckon you could do that twice before you have to have a conversation of some sorts so that puts a time limit on it. You don’t want to tarnish the memory by having to explain how to put a dishwasher on or something

I have a bubble machine, could pop it on to entertain him.

 

[Shoequeen91]

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Can someone photoshop the chains and the sunglasses to this

 

[lalalanded]

I don't know if this has been posted before (apologies if it has) but is is pure gold:



The way she says 'you know what an encyclopedia means' and then she clearly catches his gormless look and explains it!! I'm crying! You can literally hear the cogs turning in his little brain.

 

[BelleAmie]

All joking aside, I am actually so grateful for Jack Grealish. When my ex and I broke up last year, I thought I’d never have those feelings of intense attraction to another man, and for a long time that was true ... until Jack came along! It sounds ridiculous because I don’t know him and never will, but he’s been an excellent distraction from thinking about my ex and confirming that there are other men out there, and they have better hair and thighs

 

[RoseBush23]

Girls… I sent a direct message to Jack’s private insta as a laugh AND HES BLOODY READ IT

 

[WritersBlock]

Can I just say that, after the shit show of the last 18 months or so, this thread is one of the funniest, most candid and genuinely hilarious things. I don’t bother reading the BBC website or other newspapers online anymore, I can’t stand the noise and hysteria around the pandemic. I come straight here for the comments and I’m absolutely loving you all for making me howl with laughter every day

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

Thread suggestion;

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Tattle women want to sit on your d*ck

 

[PollyStee]

37 and fancying a man who wears a hairband. Watching tiktok videos on silent, so my husband doesn’t think I’ve lost it. What has become of my life

 

[peachesncreammm]

I mean I’m 21 so I’ll take one for the team for all you mums and let you know how I get on

 

[Lalaland89]

 

[under the ivy]

Continue the thirst here

Thread suggestion with most likes was by @Twinsinnit - your prize is a night with Jack wearing nothing but his blue LV shirt.

 

[Twinsinnit]

I love how everyone on this thread wants to bang the life out of Jack but at the same time we’ve all got Sasha’s back!
We see you girl, we got you!

 

[GossipMongoose]

I reckon you could do that twice before you have to have a conversation of some sorts so that puts a time limit on it. You don’t want to tarnish the memory by having to explain how to put a dishwasher on or something

I doubt he’d be bothered about a conversation so you could get away with just putting CBeebies on for him and getting an Uber

 

[nolongerlurking]

Maybe an unpopular opinion but I don’t agree with messaging his private account. Yes I know he’s a celeb and to a degree should expect all of the attention but I just don’t agree with messaging a private account that’s obviously private for a reason

 

[ebsx]

Trying to conceive and I honestly think this might be the thing that does it this month

 

[HoGi]

Wonder if he will be the next one to read a story on CBeebies bedtime a la Tom Hardy my kids 12 but I'll still watch it!

Will he be able to read it though? Haha

 

[RoseBush23]

GIRLS!!!!!!!! The private jack insta sent me a message but then went I went on it said USER UNDENT MESSAGE

GIRLS!!!!!!!! The private jack insta sent me a message but then went I went on it said USER UNDENT MESSAGE

UNSENT*

 

[Shoequeen91]

lol we're due a new thread (seriously, how are we already at 40 pages??!!)

any title suggestions?

Jack Grealish #3 - Thighs as thick as he is, but we all still think he’s the biz

Jack Grealish #3 - Dresses like he should be on tag, fuck it - d’ya fancy a shag?

Jack Grealish #3 - piss up with the lads in the sun, Sasha are you okay hun?