Jack Grealish #15 outrage, swearing, we like it when he’s cross. Push us onto the bed and show us who’s boss

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Sarararah

Sarararah

Teal Deal said:
Yeah the sensible thing would be to stay home before a match and have some quiet drinks.

If I had Jack at home with me this eve I’d rather cook something for him than have a private chef round. Would rather show a thoughtful touch - although maybe Sasha can’t cook and with those nails how can you…Plus with a private chef round I’d feel awkward trying to give Jack his pre dinner aperitif…😛😈🍆
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Maybe he's happy with Coco pops for his birthday tea 🤣

Don't they (well Jack) use a private chef anyway and have his meals delivered - I'm sure I've read that he uses the same chef company that half the prem use.
 
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Timefortea93

Timefortea93

AlaiaG said:
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He didn’t even say Happy Birthday and he didn’t tag him but he still shared the photo on his story…come on Jack, you can’t say you didn’t see Sasha’s story. Just rude🤣🤣 I’m not saying he needs to share her story but I bet it makes her feel like tit.
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Well think that kinda proves he hasn't posted her because he don't want to then 🤣🤣
 
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Geexoxo

Geexoxo

He’s probs on a sex ban tonight needs all his energy for the match tomorrow. Can’t risk pulling a muscle!
 
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misselaineious8

misselaineious8

Timefortea93 said:
Maybe she will cook paprika with a hint of salmon. 🤣🤣

I would have a chef so I could give him a bj ready for dinner
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nah it's obviously going to be nando's or BL and no T, followed by coco pops and sparkling water because ye got tuh be posh on yer burfdye - YGM?
Apols for poor attempt at brum phonetics
 
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Teal Deal

Teal Deal

Geexoxo said:
He’s probs on a sex ban tonight needs all his energy for the match tomorrow. Can’t risk pulling a muscle!
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The very phrase “sex ban” would not be allowed at any time Jack was in my household. In fact, sex would be mandatory, match or no match. Want a drink? Sorry Jack but you’re just going to have to use those two long fingers on me. Bite to eat? Sorry Jack but get your tongue out first 💦. Sit on my sofa and watch TV? Bang me till the sofa breaks first Jack, then you can order a new one.

Just as well Jack isn’t with me tonight as Pep would give me such a bollocking tomorrow when his £100m man rocks up to the coach walking like John Wayne, bruised all over and icing his empty balls 😂
 
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BDY_97

BDY_97

I just know he’s at home surrounded by a balloon arch and a prosecco/donut wall I cba 😭 sasha gives me those vibes
 
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Teal Deal

Teal Deal

BDY_97 said:
You’re joking did he 😭 I don’t remember that ffs the poor guy, seems like his idea of a nightmare. Would probably much rather be out steaming wearing a bucket hat
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Yeah I’ve seen the balloon wall pic somewhere.

Agree, pink and gold balloons won’t do it for him (or many men really I’d have thought!) Bucket hat and a few shots would be more his style and to be honest more mine on my birthday 😂
 
Casey can

Casey can

Although, to be fair, he was buzzing with bubbles in that video so I bet he loves balloons- especially helium ones so he can make his voice go funny
 
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