Personally I think this thread title and recap needs to go into the tattle hall of fame. Execution 10/10, many laughs were laughedRoll up, roll up to 3rd thread of the self proclaimed 'youtube’s resident librarian' - the writer who never seems to write anything, booktuber who never seems to read anything, the Parisian Prince himself - Jack Edwards.
If Jacques is to continue doing what he's been doing, expect - stealing more ideas from other more interesting booktubers, lies about reading 45 books in just as many minutes that his own goodreads account will disprove, and constant mentions of France. Please feel free to add your own summary!
Thank you to @sheleg for the thread title!
https://tattle.life/threads/jack-edwards-2.19381/ - Previous thread.
the accuracy of this. It PAINS me how he keeps trying to convince us he lives in Paris. I remember when he announced it and he did some cringey TikTok quoting Ernest Hemingway and then revealed he was stood in front of the Eiffel Tower - I can only imagine how excited he was to post that and get attention and a reaction, because that's the only reason why he posted it. Almost feels a bit insulting to people who actually move abroad and work - its incredibly difficult at times and all we see is a romanticised version of his life - which doesn't look appealing whatsoeverHe hardly "lives in France", though. Its more like he's holidaying there going from one AirBnB to the next. Does he pay the French taxes? No? Well then Jack, stfu about "living" in France.
I went on holiday to Lanzarote, booked a hotel for 2 weeks. Doesn't mean I lived Lanzarote for 2 weeks. Just because he can afford to rent out some holiday apartament in the middle of Paris for 12 months doesn't mean he moved his whole life there
All the worst influencers try to sell you fresh air when all they have are farts. He makes out his life is so perfect andaesthetic but in reality he's more boring than a can of tuna.
BienvenueI forgot about Jack and this thread for a while, thrilled to see the new thread title
However long it took to get the right pic for instagram
His hairline and head hair in general gives me proper Simon Cowell vibes for some reason. Icky.
The thought that he had one gf already is shocking to me, the idea of him getting another?... confusing to say the least.So do we think him and Dakota are a thing or what?
What?? Where's Dakota mentioned? I can't imagine how annoying they'd be together. Actually I can and it's horrifying.So do we think him and Dakota are a thing or what?
They're on a holiday together in Montenegro, just the two of them.What?? Where's Dakota mentioned? I can't imagine how annoying they'd be together. Actually I can and it's horrifying.
Especially the story in the poolThey're on a holiday together in Montenegro, just the two of them.
They keep saying things like "I love you" to each other on Instagram. Sure, it could be friendly, but they look too cosy with each other to be friends. Let's not forget Dakota's infamous "Kiss your friends" quote she posted a couple of days ago.
Gosh, we really need a Dakota thread.
Exactly, that one made me think there's zero chance they're just friends.Especially the story in the pool
I agree we definitely need a Dakota thread!
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