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[Dipdab]

I wonder if she’ll wear heels & be clutching on to her handbag when giving birth

The hospital post birth selfie will feature the famous empty Moët box and perfectly placed handbag.

 

[Andioooop]

The hospital post birth selfie will feature the famous empty Moët box and perfectly placed handbag.

With a glass of non alcoholic gin, topped off with a twister

 

[Rayne]

Tottering round the grounds in a pair of heels while pregnant, give me strength

 

[Dipdab]

Tottering round the grounds in a pair of heels while pregnant, give me strength View attachment 545823

I bet she just puts them on for the photos! I can’t deal with the editing in this! The perfectly blue sky looks like a windows screensaver

 

[Fineapple]

Ugh imagine going around with a full face of makeup and heels on ALL the time. I bet she does her makeup to go the hospital for LABOUR. Just chill out and put some leggings on. I’ve just had the thought too that she probably can’t drive so the boyfriend has to chauffeur her around. Blah her life is sad.

 

[DoseofReality]

Is that a soft serve ice cream too?

 

[Nixen]

Is that a soft serve ice cream too?

Honestly couldn’t bring myself to get worked up about that tbh, it’s not like she’s downing sambuca. I had soft serve ice cream when I was pregnant, summer 2018 was bleeping roasting and I was sick every day for 8 months... if someone tried to tell me I could have a 99 I would probably have been sick on them

 

[too anything]

Honestly couldn’t bring myself to get worked up about that tbh, it’s not like she’s downing sambuca. I had soft serve ice cream when I was pregnant, summer 2018 was bleeping roasting and I was sick every day for 8 months... if someone tried to tell me I could have a 99 I would probably have been sick on them

I had ice cream all weekend it's been to hot for my pregnant self only thing keeping me cool

 

[Dipdab]

I’m pregnant can someone enlighten me as to why mr whippy is bad? Is it do with the whole non pasteurised products thing?

 

[Esme]

I’m pregnant can someone enlighten me as to why mr whippy is bad? Is it do with the whole non pasteurised products thing?

Is ice cream safe to eat in pregnancy? | MadeForMums

Expert guidance on whether it's OK to eat soft ice cream, luxury ice cream and shop bought ice cream during pregnancy

www.madeformums.com

This explains it but basically the soft mr whippy types come out of a tube and if not cleaned regularly can have listeria. I avoided soft ice cream in pregnancy as I’d prefer to be cautious but attended a workshop just before I was due and the support peer used to work at McDonald’s. She said as they had such strict cleaning regimes that if you are desperate, you could probably trust McDonald’s to have cleaned the ice cream tube over a van or stand-alone shop. I was quite anxious during my pregnancy about the well-being of baby, so was just super careful of everything.

 

[Dipdab]

Is ice cream safe to eat in pregnancy? | MadeForMums

Expert guidance on whether it's OK to eat soft ice cream, luxury ice cream and shop bought ice cream during pregnancy

www.madeformums.com

This explains it but basically the soft mr whippy types come out of a tube and if not cleaned regularly can have listeria. I avoided soft ice cream in pregnancy as I’d prefer to be cautious but attended a workshop just before I was due and the support peer used to work at McDonald’s. She said as they had such strict cleaning regimes that if you are desperate, you could probably trust McDonald’s to have cleaned the ice cream tube over a van or stand-alone shop. I was quite anxious during my pregnancy about the well-being of baby, so was just super careful of everything.

Oh thanks for this I’ll read through it now! I had no idea. I’ve had a McFlurry recently but like you said I would hope they are a bit better with cleaning!

Sorry to sidetrack the thread! Back to fake picnics and sickly cocktails now

 

[Esme]

Oh thanks for this I’ll read through it now! I had no idea. I’ve had a McFlurry recently but like you said I would hope they are a bit better with cleaning!

Sorry to sidetrack the thread! Back to fake picnics and sickly cocktails now

Honestly try not to worry. I think the risk is low, it’s something to be aware of and i imagine with Covid McDonald’s are even stricter with cleaning schedules than ever.

Fake picnics and sickly cocktails I can’t believe she wore heels around a country house either. I’d be too worried I’d step wrong and fall over, hurting bump. I hope when baby’s here they are more exciting with days out

 

[DoseofReality]

Good of her Mum to let her play house in the bathroom now as well.

 

[A girl has no name]

Date night - at her mother's house. Score It's tragic Lauren, please re-evaluate your life.

 

[Dipdab]

Date night - at her mother's house. Score It's tragic Lauren, please re-evaluate your life.

With buy one get one free pizza express pizzas, are they 16??

 

[Fineapple]

It’s true Lauren style, buy pre-made things and pass them off as your own

 

[A girl has no name]

With buy one get one free pizza express pizzas, are they 16??

Mentally, yes.

 

[FraggleRock]

God could she look any cheaper and trashier!

 

[Dipdab]

God could she look any cheaper and trashier!

She’s a basic Becky basically but thinks she’s as glamorous as coco Chanel herself

 

[FraggleRock]

She’s a basic Becky basically but thinks she’s as glamorous as coco Chanel herself

I think Coco Chanel had more class in her little toe than this one does. Always has her tits out