Itslittlelauren

[Esme]

Just went on to look at the post and now I’m fuming she’s only done it and posted it for cloud and comments saying how well she’s doing for being out dressed “properly” and in heels. While subsequently making a lot of new mums in the comments feel quite shit I imagine! Someone commented that for their first walk she hadn’t even brushed her hair and Lauren replied that that was her for the first two weeks, like she only allowed herself to be “off peak” for two weeks before “snapping back”.
I really hate new mum culture sometimes, it really leaves people feeling like they’re failing when they’re taking time to recover and getting to know their new baby and new routine - which is exactly the thing you should be doing.

All of this. I took my time to go out, physically I just couldn’t walk (episiotomy in 3 places and then stitched ) I LOVED being home, the cuddles, I have so many photos of us all. Babies change so fast and you can see each day how she’d changed. They lose the newborn look so fast. I don’t have any photos of my body, it just wasn’t important to me how I looked. I was so happy and me and my husband enjoyed our baby bubble.

I just feel sad for these people who put so much pressure on themselves to be out and about, like nothing happened. They will regret it. I guess it isn’t like Lauren actually lives with Ella’s dad and they’re in a happy bubble of love. I guess when you depend so heavily on internet strangers giving you compliments, your whole life is fake and set up for the gram, getting dressed up like that for a walk is normal to her. She’ll realise one day how foolish and pathetic she’s been.

To any new mums reading this, you just grew and gave birth to your baby. Take the time to know your baby, rest and recover and enjoy it. It goes so fast. It took me a good 9-12 months to start to feel like my body had recovered. Literally nobody cares about “snapping back”. It’s a dated and ridiculous mentality.

 

[ejw1306]

It might just be me, but whenever I see a company “gift” things to undeserving people, it instantly makes me not want to ever buy from that brand. Anyone else?

 

[Fineapple]

Yeah she said something about Friday being the big day. She’s probably just applying the baby’s lipstick ready for the photos as we speak.

 

[Nixen]

Celebrating one year together and she’s 20 weeks pregnant. Yikes
His insta post about her makes him sound about 15. Weird vibes

 

[Rayne]

We all know she’s thick as shit, it’s the only explanation as to why she would keep promoting alcohol on Instagram while up the duff.
She’s a sandwich short of a fake afternoon tea

 

[Asdfghjkll]

Hi Lauren Not one “negative” comment on your post hun, please make it more obvious that you read here!

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

She might feel less like shit if she ate properly and drank some water every so often. Yet again full face of makeup but feeling awful?

As harsh as it sounds, if you took away the makeup, the jewellery, the over the top sweets and food display, the cakes with shop bought stuff stuck to them and the endless tat from B&M that decorates the house she’s just a naive girl living in her Mum’s council house. (no hate for B&M or Council Houses, up until 2 years ago that was me I just didn’t pretend to be something I’m not)

 

[FraggleRock]

Someone did a shit job with the photoshop on this her bump is facing away from the camera, off to the side but her chest is turned towards us. So hideously tacky when pregnant women photoshop themselves

 

[Lahne]

I can’t get my head around her being pregnant. a) she’s a child. I know she’s not legally a child, but she acts like a child and looks like a child, b) she is an android devoid of any sex appeal who I cannot imagine ever having sex, c) if she’s “so ill” how on earth will she look after a baby? The healthiest person in the world feels like shit after a week with a newborn, d) oh God she’s going to post endless fake perfect pictures about how idyllic it is even though it’s going to be a total fest isn’t she?

 

[Rayne]

I don’t get the issue of being knowingly pregnant and posting photos with alcohol. We know her photos are all staged. She wasn’t drinking the alcohol as she has said. So why is it ‘brain dead’ to do that?

If you really need it spelling out- an alcohol brand using a pregnant woman to advertise this product is dangerous and disingenuous. Lauren is an influencer and some of her 60k followers aren’t the brightest - they will see her advertising alcohol and may think she’s having a drink so will I. It doesn’t matter that she’s started saying she’s having non alcoholic drinks, the promotion of the alcoholic brand is what she is getting paid for.

It can also be disingenuous that a pregnant woman who is getting paid to advertise the product when she can’t drink it. It’s a very bad look for both Lauren and the brand doing this. Even the day before she announced the pregnancy she was posting pics of Baileys though this was apparently not an Ad.

 

[Holidaysun]

The irony of “little Lauren”judging Theresa Mays feet
Theresa May who has worked her “socks” off as a woman to be a top lawyer and Prime Minister !
But is judged over her shoe size by some lazy mare who can’t be arsed to work, will have a baby paid for by tax payers because she’s on the sick, makes fake cakes and lives with her mum!
Absolute joke, I hope she doesn’t have a daughter.

 

[Nixen]

She only wants 3 kids because if she plays it right and spreads them out enough she will never have to work or do anything meaningful with her life.
I wonder if she knows about the 2 child benefit cap

 

[TruffleTrifle]

She literally sounds like a child with a build a bear “my grandma gave me some money to buy an outfit” like it’s a new dolly she’s choosing clothes for

 

[Fineapple]

Why would you put on a full face of makeup, heels and a massive push up bra for a 15 minute walk around the block God I just really can’t be arsed with her. Has anyone noticed how her hair has never been seen on both sides of her head? It’s always just slicked over to one side.

 

[Brightstar101]

Well, she’s pregnant.

 

[Livvyloo1987]

What I don’t understand is Lauren has always spent all her time telling everyone she’s chronically ill and can’t work or function … yet now she has a newborn she’s miraculously okay and able to get herself dolled up at every opportunity , she must have had a miraculous recovery!

 

[justfortonight]

I don’t get how she maintains eating and drinking wine like that when she’s Poorly or even in normal day to day life. Constant wine or fizz and cake can’t be good for you no matter how nice it is.

I don’t think she eats or drinks any of it just poses for photos and then puts it back.

 

[Scubasf]

Who on earth is this wally? Why is she fannying about in the grounds of Chatsworth House and Warwick Castle dressed like she’s an escort at a business lunch? Why does her body look so weirdly edited in photos? What’s with all the luridly coloured food that she clearly doesn’t eat? I’m completely bemused.

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

This always makes me laugh... the story before she said it wasn’t planned it was a surprise. What is so surprising about getting pregnant if you aren’t using contraception? Really? Is it that much of a shock?

 

[marlaxo]

i've followed her for ages (and keep being followed and then unfollowed by her!). I stopped a little while ago though, because it felt like every caption was what an amazing day she had, what amazing food shes had, followed by woe is me, now I can't lift a finger or open my eyes.

I have two chronic illnesses that slow me down a lot (rheumatoid arthritis and fibromyalgia), but I still get up and get shit done and work and pay my way, and then use my down time to try and rest and 'catch up' (not that that ever happens). I would love to be able to stay at home and bake and go on little jollies (when my illnesses let me enjoy it) but I find it very hard to believe that she couldn't work. I know that everybody is different but there are some jobs that are not particularly mentally or physically challenging that I feel she could do instead of dressing up, shopping and baking. I come home most days and am so exhausted but I am thankful that my conditions are not life threatening and try to get on with life. That way she would actually represent the majority of chronic illness sufferers that don't have a choice but to work, as its incredibly hard to get sickness benefits that pay enough to live.

Not trying to offend anyone btw, this is my opinion and experience of living with chronic illness.