What happened to all the ASOS clothes she bought for bank holiday weekend? I was expecting a try on
I’ll save you some time. 5 tent dresses which look identical in slightly different colours. Mules which gives her miss piggy vibes. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY FLOATY DRESSES.What happened to all the ASOS clothes she bought for bank holiday weekend? I was expecting a try on
Love this!I'm a bit late to the party but chuckling at her latest drama. That house and belongings are cursed.! So far, we've had:
"Shelf-gate" when her beloved new shelf couldn't go on the wall that she planned due to wiring behind it
"Sofa-gate" where the delivery of her expensive new sofa kept getting delayed.
"Chesney-gate" when hubby was so pissed that she was forced out of bed and had to sleep in the kitchen (Ches, you legend)
"Velux windows-gate" where her amazing velux windows which made her fall in love with the house in the first place, turned her beloved forever home into a greenhouse while she was isolating with 'Rona' (my personal favourite)
"Shower-gate" when her sister flooded the shower on the first use
"Delivery-gate" when Zoltan the courier fucked her over with the delivery of her ugly bedside tables (cheers Zoltan)
"Tent-gate" when one of her Asos smock dresses didn't arrive and she had to "recycle" an old one
"Dora-gate" when she trained Dora not to pee on the grass and now Dora has to have a dozen walks a day.
And now "Made-gate" where her super expensive bed has collapsed after a month. Hilarious.
I can't wait til next month when we have "wardeobe-gate" to look forward to (I THINK she's getting wardrobes fitted in September but she's hardly mentioned it)
She said she paid £1000 for the bed?!I have so many questions how much was the bed and where was it from? Couldn't happen to a nicer person
more fool her…money can’t buy everything eh Dan?She said she paid £1000 for the bed?!
PAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA I CANT BREATHEShe said she paid £1000 for the bed?!
Well she can't put a swipe up to pay for a taxi can she£1000 on the bed, that is why they can’t afford a taxi so has to walk 3 miles to nanny’s....and moan about that
#ad swipe up for my UberWell she can't put a swipe up to pay for a taxi can she