Thread suggestion: Aff linking, blinking, pretending her dress size is shrinking and that her hair is curly.
Looks like it needs a good bloody brushHer hair is sewwwwww curleh
Exactly my thoughtsHer hair looks greasy and crusty, like it needs a good wash and a brush running through it
Well they do say pets look like owners hahahPlease have Danielle the Spanielle in the title… yes I’m sad but it’s still making me laugh… I just see Dozza when I look at her
But they're NEVER in stock!!Why is she linking the Ninja every other day!? I don’t think they’re that hard to get your hands on anymore… begging much
She’s an over cooked beg on toastWhy is she linking the Ninja every other day!? I don’t think they’re that hard to get your hands on anymore… begging much
"But if Mr Sun, why no hot?"Imagine her robot eyes blinking out of the window at the sun and her computer brain going ‘it’s spring’. Robot Dan has never heard of the weather forecast.
Nice appetising bowl of maggots for lunch todayGreat, now I have second hand dry mouth.
Never had rice before?Nice appetising bowl of maggots for lunch today
Erm, yes? Just that it doesn’t look like a bowl of rice. Have you not seen her meals beforeNever had rice before?
Has she been to Glasto before?! She’s taking the absolute piss!Add some puff ball sleeves, a trench coat, uggs and a doctor's bag, and she might just wear an outfit like that