Itsdaniellesjourney #14 An idiot abroad

[JohannaCawffey]

Thread suggestion:

It'sdaniellesjourney#15. Link, link, blink, blink, her hair doesn't even have a kink.

 

[Sticky One]

My thread suggestion is -

Itsdaniellejourney #15 convinced she has curly hair, we still have forgotten about your Marbs affair.

 

[Sticky One]

I’ve done an updated ‘What Danielle are you today?’ I’ve even chucked in a cheeky airport photo now that rona and bozza aren’t ruining her holidays

 

[CoffeeFiend]

What is in that fucking bag?

4 trinkety bits, 3 french snacks, 2 turtle doves and a Dyson hairwrap.

 

[Bobbleowl90]

Honestly, her friends or Chesney need to intervene now. This is ridiculous.

 

[Catherinez]

Those stories have really pissed me off this morning, my husband is about to lose one of his friends to leukaemia, he’s 29 and has already been though cancer, they think he won’t make it to the end of the week. Meanwhile Dan is moaning that life is so unfair because she was born in January. She really needs some perspective in her life, it’s absolutely tragic. She lives an incredibly privileged lifestyle and all she has to talk about is that the weather is bad on her birthday?

 

[ChubClubThug]

On what planet does she think this looks good??

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Omg I've just noticed the portrait of Dozza behind her - TWINS

 

[JohannaCawffey]

What she says she would wear for bottomless brunch Vs what she actually wore for her last two bottomless brunches

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Does this clown set her cooker to temperature "THE SUN" for all her food ventures?

Everything looks grim 100% of the time.

 

[Rothsey]

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Add the ‘natural curls’ and it’s a ringer for DanDan dead behind the eyes, she’s a little insta robot

Is this what you’re thinking?

 

[Fanaff]

I am no hair expert but if it takes 6 products and 2 tools to make your hair curly, surely you just accept it’s not naturally curly and move on? She throws her money away, it’s so wasteful!

 

[#ad#aff]

How does she have the exact same gormless expression in both? Are these the same photo and she’s just photoshopped a man’s blazer into one? It’s like one of those paper dolls where you put the clothes on with tabs

 

[CoffeeFiend]

Well, well, well... Looky what we have here. A brand new shiny thread. My first, but Danielle's fourteenth. This title (thanks to @Sozhun ) was the one that received the most likes. It aptly summaries her shenanigans over the past few days. Namely walking through a very touristy part of Mexico at 3am, drunk as a skunk and clutching a bag of pork scratchings.

So far on this trip Danielle has tried Mexican food twice (and both times it was tacos) despite claiming she loves Mexican food and that's one of the big reasons why she's going. Unlike previous holidays where she plans everything within an inch of her life, this time round she was more than content to just go with the flow. What this translates to is that rather than spending a few days travelling around the country packing and unpacking her Dyson Airwrap (did you know you can't use it in Mexico? She's such a travel guru) and going out for food and drink every night, she can now go out for food and drink every night in exactly the same place. What a revelation.

Danielle might be on holiday but her liver certainly isn't. I personally cannot wait for another photo update of her alcoholic beverage. What a time to be alive.

The lesser known species, Ben, has been sighted boozily dancing in the background, but as yet there has been no interaction between the pair. More reports to follow.

 

[Catherinez]

What in the name of god does she look like!? Dan, hun, the curly hair is not going to happen, stop trying to make it happen. As if this is what she wore to brunch? She looks like she’s off to work on the grounds, go for a hike and have to be in work for 9 as a GP all at once, christ

 

[Greenfly125]

It’s no wonder she’s been putting on weight, she didn’t add the calories of the sugar snap peas.

 

[Toiletbrushzoflo]

I will leave this here haha

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Oh behave Danielle, it’s incinerated.

 

[spillthetea22]

Nah, but what the fuck is this!? she looks like a Rastafarian!!!

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[everyoneirritatesme]

Of course she’s found a H&M

So basically she’s gone to Mexico, eaten non Mexican cuisine pretty much the entire time, affiliate linked the kitchen sink, knitted a funking blanket and now she’s shopping in H&M

Honestly, why bother leaving Wakefield?

 

[JohannaCawffey]

Well, well, well... Looky what we have here. A brand new shiny thread. My first, but Danielle's fourteenth. This title (thanks to @Sozhun ) was the one that received the most likes. It aptly summaries her shenanigans over the past few days. Namely walking through a very touristy part of Mexico at 3am, drunk as a skunk and clutching a bag of pork scratchings.

So far on this trip Danielle has tried Mexican food twice (and both times it was tacos) despite claiming she loves Mexican food and that's one of the big reasons why she's going. Unlike previous holidays where she plans everything within an inch of her life, this time round she was more than content to just go with the flow. What this translates to is that rather than spending a few days travelling around the country packing and unpacking her Dyson Airwrap (did you know you can't use it in Mexico? She's such a travel guru) and going out for food and drink every night, she can now go out for food and drink every night in exactly the same place. What a revelation.

Danielle might be on holiday but her liver certainly isn't. I personally cannot wait for another photo update of her alcoholic beverage. What a time to be alive.

The lesser known species, Ben, has been sighted boozily dancing in the background, but as yet there has been no interaction between the pair. More reports to follow.

thanks for the new thread, what an apt title and holiday recap.

Holiday aside, just a little catch-up from the previous thread - she's still a money-grabbing, aff-ad-linking, tent-dress-loving, dry-ass-cooking, weather-hating, Hazza-Potter watching, fashun-disater zoning, crochet bore that's she's always been!

Before the puffy-faced, orange, galloping gourmet headed to Mexico we were treated to some classic Danism's;

there is more than one shade of white and if you paint your new-build forever home in the wrong shade of white, you will regret it forever. Hence why Dan Dan has repainted theirs, she still loves the velux windows but can't believe how much rain falls on them ( Yorkshire in the winter, it rains, when knew?)

She is a fully qualified dog groomer and nail technician, thanks to Amazon Prime where she bought her clippers and gel kit; her poor dog looks shit and so do her nails but she's saved some money so hey-ho.

She spent the money she saved on a new Valentino bag but we never saw the unboxing so I smell BS, it's as fake as her Raybans that were a tenner in Greece.

She still insists on wearing Nars in Barcelona even though it's blatantly 14 shades too orange for her it's au natural though bitches.

Her niece still looks like Chesney (sorry, it's true)

She had a bitchfit on Insta stories about her sister being late, even though her sister has a new baby to get ready. But Dani was late for H&M so she was (quite rightly) FEWMIN'.

Predictions-

On her return from Mexico she is looking forward to buying a new Christmas Tree from Balsalm Hill, cos the £300 one from last year is just sooooo 2021.

She'll wear some monstrous fluffy dress for her Christmas Party and will look like a bauble that's been rolled around in a bag of sparkly feathers

Chesney will have his Christmas party, come home drunk and Dan will shame him by doing an Insta live of him talking shit and dribbling (and I'll be watching, praying that he drunk- shouts her sister's name)

That's all for now.