I drink every day on my holidays - I usually have my first pint at lunchtime and cocktails in the evening, maybe a gin, wine or all of those lol.I must admit I don’t really see a problem with her drinking? It’s not like she drinks every day or has to drink to function? Maybe me and all my friends are alcoholics but if I was child free and going out to socialise it usually consists of alcohol in fact even with the kids I will have no issue in ordering a mojito at 12pm on my holidays
And some people will never believe us.Nah some of us don’t want kids, we can still like them (I’m a teacher), love babies etc but don’t want one of our own in our own house!
It probably feels like you never went as you never put your bloody phone down and actually enjoyed your holiday“Feels like we never even went, how depressing”
Just shut up Danielle
Don't worry, she'll end up in McDonalds having a McNacho burger.Authentic Mexican food is nothing like the Mexican food you get here Dani’s thinking she’s going to be living on nachos and tacos all week.
Maybe if she didn’t spend 7 grand on a holiday to Greece and various ill fitting tents she would be able to afford Barbados poor little lambSuch a gloatacious cow. She fails to read the room every time. People are struggling more then ever, she’s just been to Greece for 3 weeks and now she’s “desperate” to book another holiday, but not Barbados as it’s too spenny (her word not mine)!! Aaawww poor Dan!!
At home her food couldn’t be drier. In Marbs, her legs couldn’t be higher.How about this for a thread name suggestion:
#aff #ad new cuticles, perfect for Marbella man bootycalls
She’s posted a story saying how comfy the heels are, but then moments later is sharing how she returned to the hotel to QUOTE change into comfy shoes for dancing.Posted yesterday “flat shoes for the foreseeable” and literally wearing heels the following evening just constantly chatting absolute shite
Top tip, if you ever see anything you like that an influencer aff links then screen shot it & use Google lens on the photo & it will normally find the item without potentially giving these beggars any extra penniesBeauts, I'm sooooo sorry. I need to tell you something.
I clicked on one of her affs
In my defense, I've been on the wine and I really liked the sandals. I don't normally even watch her stories but I got distracted. Anyway. The sandals, were one hundred and twenty fucking pounds? Wtf? Who does she think is following her on insta?!
"Loved Greek food" Dan you barely ate any of it!Sunday roast on a Tuesday. Is she ok? I thought Sunday roasts are for Sundays only?!her favourite day
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WHAT GLITCH IN THE MATRIX IS THIS. ScreamingHow has she taken 8 photos and her face doesn’t change at all
Let’s play a game of “what Danielle are you today”
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That will be the only time she has a genuine fan.Calling it now - she'll order a fan on Amazon Prime which is when Amazon deliver stuff to you either the same day or the next day She'll post a boomerang head tilt of her enjoying said fan, say the fan is the best thing ever and how she wished she'd bought one ages ago, then of course, the obligatory link to the fan.