Itsdaniellesjourney #12 Off to Greece with her fella, hope they don't bump into the bloke from Marbella

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Oh god Birkenstocks are not dancing shoes. Stop making to make them happen Dan

 

[Jorgiamordue93]

Just caught up on her stories and howling that they have chosen Mexico because they like…. Mexican food. the closest she gets to Mexican food is an old El Paso fajita kit with a tin of kidney beans chucked on top. Fucking Eeeeejittt!!

Actually laughing at this. When I went to Los Angeles, I knew that food trucks were dotted all over for tacos and wraps etc and was sooo excited as I love fajitas and tacos etc... I got a one of every kind (They were just mini) OMG they were horrific. The Taco shell pitta thing has a foul taste it is literally NOT like wholemeal or anything like the wraps we have. I cannot explain the taste. I was DEVOD she will HATE IT hahahaa

 

[Mungojerry&Rumpleteaser]

Tbh I have set days mainly cos I cba to wash it on work days but I'll wash it any day if I can be arsed lol

 

[Jane Porcupine]

That filter she's using on those stories makes it look like she has a five o'clock shadow.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

That’s what he said (in Marbs)

Why does her face look all lopsided

 

[nellybignose]

The orange brain cell. There is not one thought in that head.

I’m surprised she hasn’t moaned about her nail breaking

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Haaa as if she’s writing on the stuff that she’s bought it after her little message exchange earlier

 

[Hello Kitty]

"Being an Auntie is the best thing ever"...but not as good as commission from ads.

I hate it when she does that with her hand. It always looks like she's bored and can't be bothered to talk.

 

[Rothsey]

I haven’t been on this thread for ages, do I need to go back a thread for the Marbella story???

 

[ChubClubThug]

They look like brother and sister

They really do they always look stoned

 

[Rabbit!69]

I’m sorry, of course. And updates on mR sUnShInE

And how much she loves her velux windows

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

I can’t see them having a lot of mad sex. It’ll just be Ches rubbing up against Dan’s thigh while she blinks into the middle distance and tells him to swipe up for a beaut bargain

Swipe up for a tangerine surprise

 

[mcfeez]

Another disgusting looking meal... no greek salads or anything that actually looks nice...?

It is authentic greek food though.

I'm a bit surprised by some of the comments on here. I personally also think eating local is always best but I know TONS of people who go on holiday and eat just the things they always do ?

 

[Anotherct]

She must be skint buying those fake sunnies, she’s the first to brag when she’s bought a new designer pair for every holiday

 

[CoffeeFiend]

I cannot cope with any more of these symmetrical face things

Tbf I think there's an iota of emotion in the last symmetrical pic, her eyes convey sadness.

 

[Hello Kitty]

Rushing out as they're only there for a day but still manages to do an aff link and post shit boomerangs

 

[Notinstafamous]

This will literally give me nightmares

 

[girl1980]

Not being facetious, but she has Jamie Oliver's 5 ingredients cookbook which she uses like a Bible.

She's so thick. Is that why she adds the orange and .apple etc... to her tracker? To make it 5 ingredients

 

[Hipbones]

Seeing as she reads here and I believe in putting good karma out into the world:

Dan you might want to delete and repost your June snippets, with the second photo edited.

 

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Shame she can’t aff link the shite she bought at the market hah