Excuse me, where?
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I know looks don't really mean anything in life, but are we all supposed to believe that Chesney is dirty Dan's dream bloke? She's a tacky, grasping wench. I doubt very much she's the type to go for personality.Excuse me, where?
Too much orange in that photoExcuse me, where?
She only saw the screen of her phone I thinkDid they actually see anything, or just drank and ate the whole vacation?
Agreed, also the constant drinking on holiday will mean she’s be too drunk/hungover to have holiday sexI know looks don't really mean anything in life, but are we all supposed to believe that Chesney is dirty Dan's dream bloke? She's a tacky, grasping wench. I doubt very much she's the type to go for personality.
*blink blink* "that sex was beauty Ben" *blink headtilt* "can you put my tent dress back down?" *blink blink*I can’t see them having a lot of mad sex. It’ll just be Ches rubbing up against Dan’s thigh while she blinks into the middle distance and tells him to swipe up for a beaut bargain
Maybe dirty Dan has a cunning planAgreed, also the constant drinking on holiday will mean she’s be too drunk/hungover to have holiday sex
Swipe up for a tangerine surpriseI can’t see them having a lot of mad sex. It’ll just be Ches rubbing up against Dan’s thigh while she blinks into the middle distance and tells him to swipe up for a beaut bargain
Dan's holiday itinerary below #travelbloggerDunno about anyone else but this awful holiday has made me dislike her even more
This is 100% accurate! Like 100%!Dan's holiday itinerary below #travelblogger
Wake up
Travel to a different part of Greece
Take a photo of food/alcohol
Post swipe up's/aff links
Post reel on insta (which doesn't really show anything different to the above)
Sleep
Repeat
She'll be back to moaning about the UK weather soon, although right now it's really niceThis is 100% accurate! Like 100%!
mR sUNsHiNe Is OuTShe'll be back to moaning about the UK weather soon, although right now it's really nice
Appy muhnday evrybuhdaymR sUNsHiNe Is OuT