New mystery course in January, 'somethink new' but won't say what it is? Is it because it's somethink just for her and wants to keep private (if so, keep to yourself entirely would be best surely) Or because of some kind of 'big reveal'? Unless she has said elsewhere?
Buying a teddy banana from the Aldi advert, dog wants it but won't give him it.. I'd personally say that would be a perfect compromise, you get to fulfil your need to buy teddy advertisement crap and it actually has a use?!