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I will say this for Em (even though she's chauffeured around) - she works four and a half days in an actual office...and gets out and about at weekends. Mik stays in most days, festering in her cloffice!
Few screenshots from Kim's reel of her acting like a teenager.
Bought TS merch...loosening up the purse strings recently.
Must've gone to the loo to change into the stunning kimono over her usual all black base.... the suspense of the second outfit change
Bought TS merch...loosening up the purse strings recently.
Must've gone to the loo to change into the stunning kimono over her usual all black base.... the suspense of the second outfit change
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She always stands behind carer Kim to make herself look teeny tiny.
Every time. Kim is mega tall and broad which is why big Em likes hanging around with her. When Em is stood next to Mikhila her true height and size shows
Ughh the boob shimmy-ing in her stories 
Makes sense sheās more interested in filming herself and staring at herself in the camera, than actually watching the concert.
Why do those seats look so spacious? When I go the football thereās only just enough room for me (size 14) and my warm coat lol. Is Wembley built different?!
Makes sense sheās more interested in filming herself and staring at herself in the camera, than actually watching the concert.
Why do those seats look so spacious? When I go the football thereās only just enough room for me (size 14) and my warm coat lol. Is Wembley built different?!
Starting to think she booked an extra seat beside them so she could have enough space for her outfit change bags and to film herself dancing and singing obnoxiously. She is way more interested in looking at herself than at Taylor Swift.
Maybe, if you are someone with (specific needs) who is being accompanied by a friend/carer you could request extra space, or particular seating arrangements?
OMG, how tit did her hair look when she took her velcro rollers out.
I laughed so hard!
I laughed so hard!
I hate TS with a passion, and think the whole Eras thing has been massively overhyped. My whole insta feed has been women - both those whom I know irl, and idiot influenzas - dressed like dicks and behaving like children.
I do know however several people who tried to get tickets last-minute for their actual kids, without success. Annoying to see fake fans like Big Em having tickets, just cos itās āa thingā, pure going to film themselves acting like morons and eye-bleeping their phones for the whole show.
Sheās a complete try-hard saddo.
Also maybe the extra seat was intended for butler āThe Chrisāā¦. Then he realised he couldnāt fit his arse in it/couldnāt go 3.5 hours without a cheeseburger.
I do know however several people who tried to get tickets last-minute for their actual kids, without success. Annoying to see fake fans like Big Em having tickets, just cos itās āa thingā, pure going to film themselves acting like morons and eye-bleeping their phones for the whole show.
Sheās a complete try-hard saddo.
Also maybe the extra seat was intended for butler āThe Chrisāā¦. Then he realised he couldnāt fit his arse in it/couldnāt go 3.5 hours without a cheeseburger.
Tick ācopying Mikā again off your bingo card. Emma has never been interested in Velcro rollers until Mik was. Both had tit hair afterwards.
Why are ems eyebrows half way up her forehead
Iāve never noticed lol, I guess thatās she had them poorly microbladed on, in orange.
The (terrible) microblading was another direct Mik copy, I believe?
I saw she got on the peloton in the latest vlog - boobs jiggling under her chin
My hobby walked in just at the right time to see that
he is scarred for life Em, the only person in the world who finds Mik aspirational.
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What a load of old landfill destined tat from Temu sheās shilling today. Hereās an idea Em, why not try growing actual plants (you have a herb garden after all 
) instead of filling your garden with tacky plastic ones 
) instead of filling your garden with tacky plastic ones 
The Temu haul made me laugh showing the flowers with a photo of what they look like on the website, she's just highlighted how it's a pile of shite and the photos are not a true representation of what you will get 
She could have planted some nice hanging baskets, but then she would have to put a bit of effort into keeping them alive. We all know that she's too lazy for that.What a load of old landfill destined tat from Temu sheās shilling today. Hereās an idea Em, why not try growing actual plants (you have a herb garden after all
The plastic plants. No words.
The neck fan. Try losing some weight.
The snack box āto separate her fruitā. Sure Jan. To separate her mint poppets from her other sweeties
Onslow collecting tit alcohol signs for the ābarā (corner of the garage) they copied from Mik.
A hilarious print of a cockerpoo, that was anything but hilarious.
Sheās going to find the time to āmodge podgeā faux dried flowers to jam jars. But didnāt have the time to make TS friendship bracelets. Unfortunately these crappy bracelets were lacking her more up to date stuff?? bleeping hell.
Another black rucksack, I swear she buys one quarterly.
The neck fan. Try losing some weight.
The snack box āto separate her fruitā. Sure Jan. To separate her mint poppets from her other sweeties
Onslow collecting tit alcohol signs for the ābarā (corner of the garage) they copied from Mik.
A hilarious print of a cockerpoo, that was anything but hilarious.
Sheās going to find the time to āmodge podgeā faux dried flowers to jam jars. But didnāt have the time to make TS friendship bracelets. Unfortunately these crappy bracelets were lacking her more up to date stuff?? bleeping hell.
Another black rucksack, I swear she buys one quarterly.