It's Em #15 I'm an Struggling, please buy my Vinted gown

[unfinishedsentenc]

Gives me the creeps... one of those fat relatives who's always dropping dirty one liners and why do I think he smells of onions

Still pmsl at this comment

I always think Chris would probably douse himself in this stuff (mixed with natural eau de onion) and probably gets 2 big 125ml bottles of it off Emma and mother dearest in law at Christmas

 

[Beverley macca]

Still pmsl at this comment

I always think Chris would probably douse himself in this stuff (mixed with natural eau de onion) and probably gets 2 big 125ml bottles of it off Emma and mother dearest in law at Christmas

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Oh no. I still love the smell of Joop. There must be a really crappy old pervs aftershave out there

 

[Officedoor123]

Oh no. I still love the smell of Joop. There must be a really crappy old pervs aftershave out there

Me too, love Joop. Way too good for Chris.

 

[VirtualSignal]

See she even managed to pull that odd one legged, pointy hoof pose on top of the Grand Canyon

 

[Buddylove]

Oh no. I still love the smell of Joop. There must be a really crappy old pervs aftershave out there

Found a couple of perfect aftershaves for Chris

 

[Beverley macca]

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That's so funny.

 

[PrawnChorus]

Surely pronounced 'Ewww Chris'

 

[PusheenLeaves]

Just watched the Grand Canyon vlog… at one point em says “well that was a fail” and that feels like the catchphrase of the whole holiday. Chose to look round a ‘chocolate factory’ instead of walking one of the ‘easy’ GC routes (no surprise) and then went for a drive - riveting stuff - bit of a busman’s holidays for onslow

I think she should ditch the little bits of ‘advice’ regarding the travel because it’s so uninformative it just shows off her laziness when it comes to content creation

 

[Patmullins1]

That cruise buffet will make ya gassy for sure

 

[VirtualSignal]

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That cruise buffet will make ya gassy for sure

That jacket’s crying out for some Em Cricut ‘magic’

 

[LellsBells]

I wonder how much it cost them to go to on the cruise just to spend a couple of hours in Le Havre

 

[evoway13]

Well some of the stuff she says is kinda true. Like Em talking about why she started youtube, to fulfil her creative outlet blah blah, and Mik says 'yeah but there's part of you that wants to be seen and show off' something along those lines. Em hates it . Love how she blames her Dad passing away and her having to step up to support the family, sacrificing her dreams of being a music journalist.

...she would have had to have some grasp of the English language to be a journalist
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....go on a cruise and spend five hours watching the Eurovision song contest!

 

[Beverley macca]

Still loving herself in her ootd. She's got them Sketchers sandals on with every outfit. Thought she wore them for comfort traipsing around Disney looking for food. Can't see her doing much walking on a 2 day Cruise to France and back. Comfort? Can't get her fat trotters in anything else more like.

 

[littlemisschattergiggles]

We know she has a huuuuge head, so what the hell size noggin has Chris?
Must've been standing on a chair to get the shot
And of course they didn't pay extra for their meal on their GIFTED trip.... tight as f*** the pair of them. They even went back to the ship to eat in the buffet rather than buy lunch in Le Havre. Exactly the reason she'll never give up social media... we haven't had a pity post in a while

 

[Tabia]

We know she has a huuuuge head, so what the hell size noggin has Chris?
Must've been standing on a chair to get the shot
And of course they didn't pay extra for their meal on their GIFTED trip.... tight as f*** the pair of them. They even went back to the ship to eat in the buffet rather than buy lunch in Le Havre. Exactly the reason she'll never give up social media... we haven't had a pity post in a while

I think her head has been photoshopped to look smaller

 

[Beverley macca]

Where's the sugar puffs on her face gone?

 

[Loubell83]

We know she has a huuuuge head, so what the hell size noggin has Chris?
Must've been standing on a chair to get the shot
And of course they didn't pay extra for their meal on their GIFTED trip.... tight as f*** the pair of them. They even went back to the ship to eat in the buffet rather than buy lunch in Le Havre. Exactly the reason she'll never give up social media... we haven't had a pity post in a while

Was the trip gifted? If it was I haven’t seen any mention from her in her stories and posts so surely that’s against some sort of rules? Unless it was so tiny I missed it!

 

[Delia Smith]

Definitely photoshopped her head to look smaller. This is how it normally looks next to his

 

[brunette97]

Is it a thing to go on a cruise for a weekend? Sounds kinda pointless to me, I’d want at least a week or two to properly enjoy it.

 

[MoodyMerde]

So they basically went on a more expensive version of a cross channel ferry! 2 hours in France then stuff your face some more before sailing back. What a waste of time!