It’s Em #11 These vans were made for waddling, to the shops to see what’s noo

[boopthatnose]

100% she will go to Chanel and buy a eye pencil sharpener BUT ask them to put it in the biggest bag they have She’s honestly such a loser

Pretty sure she did this last time didn't she. She'll then hang the bag on her wardrobe door or position it in view of wherever the camera is pointed for try-ons because she thinks that makes everyone think she's something special and has a wardrobe full of designer labels rather than a wardrobe full of Shein.

I just find it very grasping and cringeworthy. Positioning F&M hamper boxes or designer bags you've snagged from the cheapest purchase (or to be fair any purchase) just so your viewers can see them is a bit of a sad life.

 

[Delia Smith]

@Elliesmum13 I need to see your birth certificate you look about 25! And bloody gorgeous too!

 

[Vixen88]

You have to laugh at her clinging on to the last half inch of of the CT Lip Liner until an occasion when she could convince someone to buy her one. Instead of, like a regular grown up, buying something for yourself when you run out or need a new one.

Too tight to fork out for the lip liner and too tight in Asda to buy anything but the cheapest possible cakes.

Her understanding of the cake thing is mad. Logistically who needs a calendar of their colleagues birthdays to remember to bring them a cake in. Say there’s 15 in your office, that’s 14 cakes a year you have to plan, then on your own birthday you get to take home 14 cakes?! Maybe I’m not a greedy cow like our Em, but I do not need 14 cakes on my birthday, and I have more going on in my life than to remember 14 other birthdays of people I happen to work with but don’t necessarily like. But you know what is easy, remembering my own birthday, and buying ONE cake a year. Maybe that’s why it’s done! God, she’s a moron.

 

[Vixen88]

Wonder how many sackfuls of gifts she got for her milestone 42nd birthday

Was it last year or the year before? She planned a trip around the country on their birthday week and went and saw family in all different parts collecting presents. I’m sure she reminded them, in plenty of time that it was her birthday that week, and probably that she collects EB mugs now. Heck, this woman probably has a registry set up like you would for a wedding, she’s so greedy and grabbing

She’ll be getting a candle from frenemy Mik this year, one of her seconds she can’t sell full price.

 

[Beverley macca]

More grifted shite from Shein. She don't half love herself.

 

[lexiloo]

If you film a shit tiktok with laughable lip synching and filter yourself so heavily your warts have vanished, your skin looks flawless and your face has lost a stone then how can you have the cheek to moan about someone commenting on that? The difference between em in the raw and her filtered self is night and day, does she think people don't notice? And since when has she not been bothered? wasn't it only a few weeks ago she was crying in the toilets at work because someone left a scathing comment about her looks? She'll be pacing the kitchen ten-to-two-feet penguin march style ranting to her mum how nasty people are, she does not find it hilarious at all.

 

[lexiloo]

The brows look worse every time I see them. They are supposed to be MICROBLADED

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She looks like someone moulded her face from plasticine, those eyelids remind me of the episode of friends where Monica made Joey a foreskin out of luncheon meat. As my old nana used to say......everyone has the right to be ugly but some abuse the privilege

 

[Adoratea]

The eyebrows are so bad! They don't resemble any microbladed brows I've ever seen never mind the colour being so off

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

#nofilter

 

[Elliesmum13]

Wonder if Chris ever flicks the massive nipples on her face??

 

[Beverley macca]

I’m relatively new to Em but for some stupid reason keep watching her videos 🫤. When she’s talking about the kitchen fitter scheduling the work she says “he’ll fit us in somewhen.” I’ve never heard that, is that a thing or is it just an Em thing?

Keep watching her. She does sometimes come across as a bit "special". Your in for a treat when you see Kittypaws film. You'll see just how "special" she is

 

[Delia Smith]

Boohoohoo big toddler is still hot. If it’s that bad for her she needs to see a doctor because her reaction is not normal to 10 days of warm weather. Maybe next time she goes to the gym to sit in the air con she might want to try some of the actual
equipment too? Those shoulders are getting more ham-like with every vlog.

 

[Beverley macca]

She'll be sitting up in her playroom making a list of everything she wants for Christmas. Do you still get the Argos catalogue? If so she'll be scribbling circles on what everyone must get her. At least she'll have a slog then. 'What i got for Christmas 2023' Obviously she'll only show if her disciples want to watch

 

[Beverley macca]

Hi Em How much did you get for the hoover? Or show it again

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

I've been following Ems and her threads for years & there's no atmosphere don't worry, I was just embarrassed for you that's all

Passive aggressive and unnecessary. Gives me secondhand embarrassment you feel the need to get the last word in.

Anyway… in other news, water is wet.

 

[Patmullins1]

Thoughts from that vlog:

• How many flowery tent dresses does she actually own?
• Martha is going to get bullied at school.
• This woman, who works full time, has no dependants, and is clearly comfortable, is that tight she asks for anything over the value of £10 for her birthday. Buy your own fucking straighteners!!
• At least one of those boxes of Mr Kipling wouldn’t of made it past her train journey.
• WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THOSE EYEBROWS??

 

[whoactuallycarez]

Em and her mum buy one piece of carrot cake at M & S cafe - and cut it in half!!!

Her scrimping doesn't end there. Her and Chris were invited to a wedding in Derby so, the night before, they stayed at a cousin's house - which was a 90 minute drive away. On the way back, they stayed at an aunt's house....so they saved money by not paying for a hotel
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......I bet her ad Chris have fun under the covers if she cannot manage a small plastic cervical speculum......

Or that speculum is bigger than his tadger

 

[Beverley macca]

Not Em reading Twisted Love after a spicy evening out watching Moulin Rouge

I'm not actually convinced she knows what she's got herself into there (or does she, the sly old dog ) - That whole series, of which she had Book 1 'for the train' is well known for being unashamedly sexually explicit and chock full of explicit sex scenes; it's more porn than it is book! Cracking up at the thought of her sat on the commuter train of a morning with that out in the open and can't wait for her to realise, clutch her pearls and pretend she never bought it to review it!

Well seeing as she reads here more than she reads books, she'll be Cricuting the cover of that book. What will the other commuters think of Daisy reading filth on the train.

 

[evoway13]

This week's vlog annoyed me.......especially the 'perimenopausal' bullshit......I've heard her complain numerous times about her 'monthlies' - with the perimenopause, you're lucky to have six periods in a year.........they gradually taper off altogether. My perimenopause was two years until my periods stopped altogether..

She tells us that the pink gilet is a size 22 - it meets at the top - at the bottom, she can't fasten it - the two fronts are in different postcodes.....she's at least a 26 at the bottom.........same with the denim jacket - fits across the bust - doesn't meet at the bottom
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...schools have been closed a week over here too in Yorkshire.........

Dressing in pink to see the Barbie movie??? How old is she????

 

[Beverley macca]

Also how stupid does the house look with random ornamental pumpkins plonked everywhere. Less is more. Still, at least we can all look forward to Daisy, wedged in a wheelbarrow, looking surprised whilst holding a pumpkin being photographed by Kim