It's Em #10 Missing Em's neck and the #grifted cricut, hoover, desk.....

[leigh225]

How many times have you read tattle today?

 

[Beverley macca]

Wonder how much she charged Kim for the jacket?

 

[leigh225]

It’s ok, panic over, she still managed to get her nails done despite the comment. I expect Chris and her mum have had to let her write her birthday present list tonight to cheer her up

 

[Beverley macca]

I bet that dog can't spell W A L K.....Why don't she stop playing with that Cricut thing and take him for one.

 

[Vixen88]

She comes across as such a moron in these what’s noo videos. Picks us a book called manifest, ‘ooh is this a manifestation book?’ Clue is in the name Emma!

Cooling throw-‘ooh it is cool, how does that work?’ Read the packaging Emma and tell us? No?

Calls the video what’s noo, mostly shows stuff they usually buy, water and biscuits.

Then literally beside herself about the growler flask. Calm down love.

Comments turned off again. Has someone not been kind this week?

 

[Crybaby Tania]

Did I hear her correctly- she got Chris the tickets for Christmas? Strange that he would be interested in a play about a bored, lonely housewife and mother trying to escape a mundane, unfulfilled homelife.
I always thought that she was the theatre-buff. If they were a gift to her she would have expected a hotel stay and a meal at a fancy restaurant also.

 

[Beverley macca]

I’ve just made this

Wow..amazing. I'm sorry but this is why I hate the companies that give these entitled great big useless lumps things. Em could only in her wildest dreams make something like that. And especially in her case, she probably wouldn't want to. As long as she ain't spend hundreds on the machine that greedy grabby grifters happy.

 

[Vixen88]

I don’t, he’s like a simpleton walking around M&S, pulling out of dresses and talking about how bouncy they are! Man up ffs

Same. What a loser.

I’d be telling her to fuck off and get the bus on her own.

 

[Beverley macca]

One can only imagine what she's showed up to work wearing today. I bet she's the office idiot. I reckon it was something like this...

 

[kittypaws]

Her Q&A was shite she ignored my question asking how the choir is going. So safe to say she didn’t waddle to any sessions

 

[Delia Smith]

And the Services to Tattle Award goes to .... @kittypaws MBE

 

[Patmullins1]

Wonder how the two minute platform change went?? Huffing and puffing, weighed down with her Collection makeup.

5 hours on a train? Big fucking wow. People do that multiple times a week for work, you big spoiled baby. Wonder how Chris managed to put his foot down and not come to collect Lady Muck. Bet the poor sod has been working nights.
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Poor Chris, I bet he was looking forward to some peace and quiet. Having time away, socialising with colleagues. No, she has to pee on his parade. And make it all about her. Although her Mum is probably jumping with joy!!

The Mum will be fucking buzzed to have the TV to herself, and not be forced to sit through back-to-back eps of ‘Goodnight Sweetheart’.

My (vague) recollection was that was a load of shite 25 years ago, so v much doubt it’s stood the test of time. So random to be watching that.

 

[evoway13]

I'm sat here totally gobsmacked. Em is bragging that her and her mum are off to the theatre to see the Lion King......and she's bought sweets from Poundland as the theatre ones are too expensive........the concession stands help towards the show's productions ffs!!!! She'll be moaning when the theatre closes for good!!!!
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....and I'm presuming they're free tickets - this woman boils my piss!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Beverley macca]

Love the "of course" I bought something. Makes a change for old short arms.

 

[evoway13]

I laughed when she mentioned that one of the baked goods was 'suitable to take into work if it's your birthday'!!!!! How old is she??? We used to do that in primary school.......

 

[Beverley macca]

Chris is obviously playing in a golf tournament, of course he's not setting up tables and chairs. I can just picture the granny toddler going from one train to the next with the mission impossible music playing. That I would have loved to see.

 

[evoway13]

Furiously fanning herself. My god.

Why did she get dressed up to go to the garden centre?

Hilarious that people are telling her the mini greenhouse is pointless for her herbs and that they all need bigger pots. Clearly she’s done zero research on growing anything!

The mini greenhouse was just something she could stick Cricut vinyls on...... to make sure she adheres to the one #AD per month for cricut......I just watch with pure fascination as to how she has time to piss about with a cricut for hours on end

 

[Vixen88]

7. A zip lock bag filled with a large handful of the broken biscuits they bought the 1.3kg box of.
8. plastic fork as she has an aversion to wood and likes to tell everyone that’ll listen.
9. Little pouch with wonky, quaint Cricut wordinghousing her lady products (can’t say tampons )
10. Latest song to learn for choir, written in comic sans font.
11. Spare big, ugly hair band in leopard print.

 

[Beverley macca]

Ooooh so Candy is pregnant. Em is not gonna like this!

Is she....how did that happen? I wonder if bubbbbzzzz took off his housecoat

 

[Beverley macca]

I know that (unfortunately) it seems to be the only thing she finds fulfilling in life but my god don't all her dinner parties just seem like the absolute worst. Absolutely shite food, god awful cakes that she insists on making, the over the top plastic tat gift-bags 'for the table' every single time and half of B&M and Poundland seasonal aisle strung up or shoved on any available surface. It's the same thing every single time and it's several times a year - you'd surely start dreading it if you were someone who had to go. Pandering to it must be exhausting.

It's really one of the only times I almost feel a bit sorry for Em, when she's planning her parties. Simply because it all just comes across as a desperate way to feel wanted and needed or as some sort of matriarch or motherly figure providing food and home-baked cakes for everyone, doing little party bags and planning contrived games, making herself a bar and an outside kitchen so jut so she can position herself as the heart of the family social circle and make it a place everyone flocks to (in her own mind). I think she really enjoys thinking they all rely on her for this type of thing.

I wouldn't feel sorry for her. She's a narcissist. She loves being the centre of attention. She doesn't feel sorry for people that are struggling. Rubbing it in how much free shit she gets gifted. She boils my piss tbh