It’s Danielle’s journey

[MardieT]

“I’m really enjoying having porridge for breakfast it makes a nice change from having smoothies everyday” You can so tell she is sick of having smoothies she is just doing it so people will click on that link! I bet she pours them away after filming for her insta story and then makes a bacon sandwich

 

[Noname123]

Now she’s added subtitles to her stories they’ve somehow become even more boring. They seem to drag on even longer

 

[Sozhun]

ugh shes only gone and joined my gym I swear if I see her taking selfies on the stair master I will press the emergency stop button on her

 

[Instagrime]

If you ever want to look up a classic person who buys followers it’s this drip. Personality of a dishcloth

 

[Justbrowzin]

I don’t know how you can go through life this much of a slug. She rolls out of bed to make her smooooowthieeeehhhhh which is creeeeameyyh and thiCK! Then back to bed for a hug with her dog before getting dressed for Nando’s.... wonder what the outfit pic will be today

 

[Swipe Up!]

If she posts something regular, it’s because she’s making money from it. Whether you need it, whether it’s any use, or even if it’s bad for you, she doesn’t care.

 

[Eyerolling]

I don’t know why anyone follows her slimming world inspiration - it’s the same cycle, plugs skinny coffee which does not make anyone lose weight, plugs princess planning food diaries and therefore weighs for a couple of weeks then puts on weight and has an excuse not to weigh. Lately it was “I am so motivated to weigh every Friday”, weighed for a couple of weeks, didn’t weigh and someone asked her if she was still weighing and she said “yes I just couldn’t this week” and then someone asked her the following week and it was “I’m not weighing during lent”. She really treats her follows as stupid. She also plugs that pyramid scheme makeup and skin care which is awful but she never declares “ad” on it. She is not transparent about ads at all on her posts and stories. Definitely not within guidelines. Her food is also boring and tiny portions - no wonder she continuously goes on takeaway and sweet binges

 

[iloveDanielleFrench]

You know what really grates on me about Danielle is the fact she feels that her life is so interesting that she Needs to do a morning update every fuckin day! I mean if the content of her updates were a little different or she had some big news or I dunno something interesting to say then fair enough but it’s the same boring shit every day! It’s obviously part of her daily routine now and I find it a little sad that she thinks she’s got some huge following who actually give a shit about her “busy day” when really half of us only follow her to take the piss!!!

 

[AllTheHunsBeHunning]

DAFUQ DANIELLE??!

Thought she was vlogging from a burns unit at first....totally forgot it's only "pamper Wednesday"

 

[Sozhun]

The only reason I haven’t unfollowed her is because every so often she gets so pissed and posts the most hilarious drunken insta stories. You have to be quick though because come the morning they’re always deleted.

Oh sorry, the drunken stories and also some of the questionable outfits. Lingerie over a t shirt to a baby shower anyone?

I live down the road from her and regularly see her falling off her louboutins outside Gregg's! she literally can barely stand and is usually being escorted home by her darling Ben! Not so slimming world then hey...

 

[BananaRama]

Title thread ?
Dead eye boomerangs, smeeeewthie’s please swipe up, front room looking like Wizard of Oz threw up

 

[EyeSpy88]

It always makes me laugh a lot of InFlUeNcErS do it, buy a £20 ikea shelve to house £1000’s worth of bags

 

[Dorie13]

I
Am
So
Impressed
With
My
IKEA
Shelf
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Noname123]

I have a bath every night when the kids are in bed. Is this weird? I thought it was normal.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Coffee.. smoothie.. spice n tice.. repeat

Next thread title but can it be “smewwwwvie”

 

[Chipsandgravy]

I had a look back at some of her old photos when she'd initially lost the weight (because I wasn't following her then so hadn't seen them). She does look much smaller, but also you can see comments where people have asked her what size she's wearing X outfit in and she says size six. She's been open about how she's now at least 1.5 stone above her target weight so it is obvious to anyone with a brain that she can't be a size six now.

Let it go Danielle, you look great as it is!

 

[Chipsandgravy]

I like her too. She spends a lot of her free time just watching box sets, cooking* or drinking with her husband which is basically my life. I just don't post mine on Instagram because I KNOW it's boring. She's harmless though.

*Not wedded to my slow cooker though!

 

[MadGal]

That pulled chicken she does though

When she showed inside the slow cooker it looked nearly as dry as her facial expression

 

[JayS]

Of allllll the annoying, deceitful arse holes on Instagram, Danielle really isn't that bad if not a tad boring/monotonous, there's worse people out there.

 

[Eyerolling]

She hasn’t been honest with her followers about a lot of things for a long time, and sold out on the ads a long time ago too. Any one who promotes “skinny coffee” gets a no from me