Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #97 Her last hoorah was tits on show, tick tock tick tock incoming PRO

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For me it’s the video of his homecoming. It’s his face. I’ve made that same face and know exactly what he’s feeling in that moment. Happy to see his girls but not Alice. She’s a fucking manipulative monster.
She must have known then too. Or was she so deluded as to truly believe that ‘baby angew stiw wuvd her’?? Really?? Not deep down, surely.
 
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This one sticks in my mind from the TRO. It seems IG and BW really did fear violence as well as SM abuse.

On or around November 15, 2021, Alice shared a photo of Bianca on Twitter, and wrote in the caption: "How to be a good Mistress, Part One: 1) Don't send out silly face-tuned Instagrams like this when you're semi-naked and horse-teethed telling people 'I'm just going to miss the dog' BULL. SHIT. You're going to sleep with my husband." Also on Twitter, a third party commented on one of Bianca's photos that Alice had posted about. The individual said, "Where did this photo come from? I'd love to kick some ass." Alice responded on January 4, 2022: "So would my brother. And he has links. But sadly we all have to wait.. until this crazy family of hers reveals itself." (Emphasis added.)

my favourite Alice is her claim during the Asia Argento saga (4 years ago) that men cannot be raped
Again, another view from the Victorian era. It's funny that given how opinionated she is, she has said nothing about the Depp/Heard trial. She knows that Depp is far more believed and popular than Heard so she might finally realise that the public know that men can be victims too and keeps her gob shut for once.

This is why she is ramping up the pity party on Insta. #metoo my arse
 
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For me it’s the video of his homecoming. It’s his face. I’ve made that same face and know exactly what he’s feeling in that moment. Happy to see his girls but not Alice. She’s a fucking manipulative monster.
‘It’s daddy duck’ ! Shouts Daffy fuckaDuck
 
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She's full of shit they don't give you an epidural at the last minute of childbirth as its too late for it to work properly. And he's not your husband anymore Alice so embarrassing he doesn't want to be with you just call him your ex like other normal people
 
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The Want More email is the most memorable thing for me. I felt scared for BW and IG when I read that email in the evidence. It was so chilling and showed her character in two short words. A dangerous woman.

I also found Majorie chilling. Also the one where she shouts randomly into the camera, change your name. Like the real Alice burst out of her without control. In the evidence where it says she suggested IG moves into the garage - that gave me chills and general astonishment at her nerve!

A lot of sad things. The falling down the side of the bed in her attempt at humour. Plus the one where the hairdryer is supposedly stuck on her head and the very unamused but resigned IG had to “rescue” her. I think she was desperate to entertain somehow and desperate for IG’s attention and it just looked so pitiful.

I have found a few things funny. Back in the days when BW came on the scene if BW did something on Instagram AE would do one. AE did one where she was in her garden and said do you like my new hair or glasses and she did a funny little shimmy which made me laugh. She does actually show comedic ability but not the false contrived stuck hairdryer schtick. She also had a troll on Twitter called Jenny who claimed to be a relative of BW and somehow her FMs found out the troll was in Germany. AE tweeted something insulting to the troll, endinging with Jenny from the Bloc - which made me laugh as well.
 
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I’ll be in line right behind you with rotten tomatoes. I mentioned my Psoriatic Arthritis recently as well which has literally dissolved many of my joints. Both knees need to be replaced. I’ve had five orthopedic surgeries in the past twelve years, more to come. Painful joint injections. I’m on Tremfya, Gabapentin, Tramadol, low dose prednisone, and Tylenol. I still cook, garden, train and play with my dog, and run a household. I don’t feel sorry for myself, it’s just life.
Don’t apologize for one minute. You deserve to be angry! What a difficult and painful set of illnesses you suffer from.
I didn’t mean to go off on a tangent about my issues, fellow Turds. mAlice just is unbelievable sometimes.
 
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Do epidurals work on ya mouth and fingers? Asking for a loon
 
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Wait, so she once mentioned she had RA but hasn’t in this latest post but she does have psoriasis but she hasn’t mentioned any joint damage but her rheumatologist thinks she has neurological damage due to trauma but she hasn’t started on biologics yet? I’m so confused 🫤

Also, I wouldn’t put it past her to post a bed-bound selfie for pity points, but that hasn’t happened yet. Vanity over pity, I guess?
 
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Hey if it wasnt for the hairdryer I wouldn’t have the best avatar on here
 
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Her video advice to kayne West was comical I found, Alice should never of stopped working that's when the rot started setting in I reckon.
 
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If praise and agreement for an online comment could be translated into hugs I would have snapped every bone in your upper body by now. (So let’s all be thankful that praise and agreement for an online comment cannot be translated into hugs lol.)

May God love and uplift your best man’s spirit.
 
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My favourite Alice-ism is the whiplash-inducing back and forth between her "I'll end you, your career and everyone you've ever met" and "My sweet little Baby Angel, can you come over and help me prepare for this JLo audition" personas. She goes from Nurse Ratched to Bella awww-I'm-such-a-damsel-in-distress Swan in under 5 minutes. Remarkable.

https://giphy.com/3o7TKH5uQf4ASUvaJG
 
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Ha ha forgot that audition … Yey it’s was one her typos I believe she meant to put ‘jello’ audition
 
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My favourite mAlice moments were Susie T Cones and Oliver Oucassi. There's nothing like a good typo to show how sozzled you are.
 
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Bugger, deleted my reply by mistake! Bless you sweetheart. I’m English, well Anglo Irish I was prescribed gabapentin first and as I didn’t get on with it I was then moved to Lyrica. It’s ok but I’m supposed to take a bigger than recommended dose. I don’t unless it’s really bad. I don’t want to sleep my life away because it knocks me right out if I take the full amount. I wish I’d checked them out before I started taking them! If I miss a dose its awful. It’s like clucking from opiate withdrawals-I’ve even had really scary hallucinations, the worst trip I’ve ever been on(even worse than Slough, sorry Slough!) I know that heroin addicts are desperate for them as they help with clucking and lengthen the effects of a hit. My friend is a prison officer and he says that the pregabs situation in the prison is rife, worse than spice etc.
I’m really hoping after my hysterectomy my symptoms will improve. I’m hoping my endometriosis will be eradicated and my fibromyalgia and ice not so bad due to hormonal fluctuations. I pray to whoever will listen it will get better and hope to be med free one day
I’m so sorry you are going through so much at such a young age, my heart hurts for you. But I will tell you this-you carry all this with such bravery and humour. Your compassion is humbling and you help others through your own suffering, unlike Alice who tries to make people believe she is a person like you. She isn’t. She’s a twunt. You are AMAZING and a real star. Unlike Alice who is a washed up never was been
 
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The 'WORSE THAN CHILDBIRTH' is another tell. It can't just be painful, it has to be worse than the thing everyone almost universally recognises to be one of the most painful experiences a person can go through.
Worse than chilbirth on epidural, lol.

my favourite Alice is her claim during the Asia Argento saga (4 years ago) that men cannot be raped, that showed how sick her mind works.
Do you have a direct quote? This is claimed often and it usually has something to do with the legal definition of rape. In Britain (unless they changed it), the act has to be done with a penis, so by legal definition a woman cannot rape a man (a man can rape a man, tho, so men can still be raped). I don't know how a woman forcing a guy to penetrate her would be called in Britain, tho. I'd still say the man was raped (by a woman) but legally in Britain he wouldn't be.
 
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Three sharp ones and the cheese topping off a lasagne
Ffs coffee all over my nice clean screen and some covered my ginormous bosoms... Well, I can't plan sod all, dil is due to drop the latest Devonshire Pixie at anytime, she had a moan about going for a walk, and I've been on here too much because I replied that it's ok as we could just roll her in the sea @M33L4 I'm a fully fledged Tattler... Alice, you're one big contradiction and it's a shame your mum didn't have a headache on that night late 1967... I've just asked dil and she wants an epidural but not at the very last minute...
 
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