Like the MITH myth and the affair timeline, I can’t let this one go.
Since stumbling upon Alice and being really fascinated by how bonkers she is, I’ve been really curious about her upbringing.
In previous tweets she talks of how her mother was perfect but now she says her perfect mother and ‘
crappy’ father both had affairs during their marriage. That doesn’t sound like it was a great marriage, unless they both agreed to play the field I guess.
Two of the three children have serious alcohol problems, one I suspect has knackered his kidneys because of it. One has also had problems with money, hence the fall out with Alice after his pissed up messages to her asking for money. One sounds a bit like a conspiracy theorist and they all keep falling out with each other.
If nature has a hand in screwing them all up then she sure has a cruel streak. Me thinks there’s a few more skeletons in the family closet than Alice has let on.