But I did not shoot the DeputyWhy do I now have visions of Tone in front of his bathroom mirror, belting out "I shot the Sheriff" at the top of his lungs?
WTF is snipping? Do I want to know???This sounds plausible.
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By the way, still waiting for the note to be posted. I won't hold my breath.
And what is with the Evans siblings and toilets?
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You do not.WTF is snipping? Do I want to know???
Please...nobody enlighten us. I can live without this knowledge. 🫣WTF is snipping? Do I want to know???
I’d assume it’s the art of using one’s external sphincter to cut short the bullshit that flows from one’s hole. Sadly, it seems Tone has no control over his.WTF is snipping? Do I want to know???
Alice as always is vile, but I'm still chortling at Loopy's "we need to implement the defense shields we developed in my Rose Army days..." It's a shame his name doesn't start with a P given he's a pompous, pretentious, patronising prick.
I was zooming in on the 7 inches but was distracted.Good spot. Funnily enough my HUB (iykyk) and I were talking about Ioan's possible football affiliation whilst watching the rugby at the weekend. Never would have thought Liverpool though!
Had to get my magnifying glass out of bedside drawer to triple check my eyes weren’t deceiving me! It seems he has resorted to popping to my local Oxfam shop and riffled through the donated bin bags of clothing and chanced upon my 10 year old nephew’s unworn LFC ‘leisure wear’ 
WTF was he snipping??? The thought of snipping something down there is making me extremely anxious. Do men frequently snip on the loo?? Is that why they stay in there so long? Do we really want to know the answer?This sounds plausible.
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By the way, still waiting for the note to be posted. I won't hold my breath.
And what is with the Evans siblings and toilets?
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Unsigned notes on scraps of paper no less. Obviously the British and American police forces are too cheap to provide their cops with official notebooks.Well, at list he was already on the loo, since they made him s***t himself(sorry)
Interesting tendency that US and UK "cops" share - leaving unsigned notes that make no sense..
Yep. We did not want to know.
The only "scrap of paper" is usually a business card with contact details if you want to speak to the officer handling the case. But that's not really a "scrap of paper". Possibly if they were dealing with someone stroppy who demanded their badge number/crime reference number. But I have never heard of UK Police handing out those paper receipts like they do in the US. Do you thinkThis sounds like a parody of the time Alice claimed the same thing. Business card = scrap of paper, in bed = on the toilet. I’m in Scotland and while I have never been accused of anything illegal, the police have visited me to take a statement on more than one occasion. I have never been handed a scrap of paper afterwards. Is it normal procedure?why is everything a hammed up drama with ‘him’? Oh, wait…
Oh are you thinking he was doing the old snipping the bush to make it look bigger trick? Maybe he wasn’t blessed with 7inchesWTF was he snipping??? The thought of snipping something down there is making me extremely anxious. Do men frequently snip on the loo?? Is that why they stay in there so long? Do we really want to know the answer?
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Unsigned notes on scraps of paper no less. Obviously the British and American police forces are too cheap to provide their cops with official notebooks.
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Yep. We did not want to know.
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It's almost like it's the same story told by two different people.I can’t wait to see this totally legit note, come on Tone
He can’t even keep his (bs) story straight, I thought you were fast asleep in your beddy byes at 8pm Tone, not on the loo anxiously trying to snip your dump
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Thank you! I do feel like I know you all very well after spending approx 700 years of my life reading these threadsWelcome to commenting Yoyosushi
Based on what I know of US law (Judge Judy) mothers are supposed to provide just as much for their kids as the dads are. It's 2024. AFE has no self-respect so it will boil down to forcing her to work. That's not gonna be easy though...
The support usually comes in the form of attacking Ioan and I think he's been asked to back down by Alice.
) they wouldn’t tell you what it was about, just that you were on their radar?
