Your kitty looks like my late lamented boy. The boy who climbed the curtains until he was ten and jumped on people if they ignored him. He almost made a Baha'i eschew nonviolence. We kept him busy with regular play sessions. Feather on a stick. Ribbon on a stick. Cat dancer. Sparkle fish on a stick. We had a toy for every mood. We also got a mellow orange cat to help keep him busy.
Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #230 You don't wanna mess with me. I know where I live.
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Given that he hasn’t asked for more money and after reading some of his client reviews I’m going with him being a no show tomorrow and then ghosting her
Awww sweet justice. I’d end myself laughing.
No Bernal will work for AFE until the checks bounce or she fires him, whichever is first. He probably has clients who refuse to pay (maybe fairly, maybe not) so he won't look a gift horse in the mouth. AFE is a chickenshit so I am leaning on her not firing Bernal as she will need someone to hide behind or blame when she doesn't get what she wants. If she pulls her old trick of firing him just before a hearing then the Judge needs to call her bluff and demand the hearings go ahead as planned with Alice Fanny Evans representing herself (just like she made Ella do).
Why isn’t it Alice Cunting Evans, asking for me…
They take our whole hearts, don’t they? Lunatic or not, they bring so much profound joy, and the world seems a little greyer when they leave it. I’m still mourning my own beloved boy who died of a sudden cancer - two weeks, and he was gone. The grief is endless, heightened by the fact that animals are wholly good and true and pure, motivated only by loyalty and love.
My kitten broke a glass and went to sleep in the shower whilst I was trying to clean it this morning, so I understand the wrath. Whenever there’s a loud crash somewhere in the house, I know that another precious item has gone to antiques or glassware heaven.
My kitten broke a glass and went to sleep in the shower whilst I was trying to clean it this morning, so I understand the wrath. Whenever there’s a loud crash somewhere in the house, I know that another precious item has gone to antiques or glassware heaven.
I know! I’m so excited! I can take my son to school with no relying on others (apart from like today when I’m on bed rest) and I can nip to town!Wishing you many happy adventures on your scooter.
I had one before I needed a wheelchair and it was life changing!
I could go out...on my own, like a real grown up
I won’t be going far, but definitely far enough to keep me happy
thank you for your kind words dear Sally 
Hello Turds…feel like I’m forever playing catch up at the mo!I’ve finished my course so waiting to hear if I’ve passed my last assignment, but I’m about to start a psychology course as I’m going to study at degree level from October if I can get funded sorted. Learning again has clicked my brain open and it’ll provide lots more job opportunities- looking around, a degree is required for so many jobs and my NVQ3 doesn’t cut it obviously, so this is the next best step. I’m going with the OU as I need to do it all from home in my own time and they are aware of my disabilities so they can make reasonable adjustments if needed. I’m honestly so excited!!!
I’ve also got my new mobility scooter coming tomorrow so at last I get some independence back! But for now I have a horrid lurgy that’s kicking my chest off and stopping me from sleepingbut I’m so happy about my plans that I don’t care
So Alice has gone quiet again? No gushing IG posts or anything? Hmmm well someone’s on their best behaviour before they go up before a judge again….
Are Alice and Ioan expected to attend this next round of court dates? Or is it just their lawyers?
Haha Bernal is worse than Saul Goodman
I’m so happy for you, SP - what a wonderful accomplishment, and how lovely that you’re going to be studying not only that which enlivens you, but can bring such relief and healing to others. I teach pre-University psychology, so if you ever want to have a chat about it on the other thread, just let me know! Also, congratulations on the new scooter - I hope you’re going to behave reprehensibly! Do feel better soon xx
Haha Bristol Massive and the Chamber of the Giant Dildo. Jesus H, Tony is just a complete mess just like his sister. I’m not that far from Brizzle but I don’t think my scooter would make it thereIf Alice was actually famous Bernal could capitalise on this and do his own show. Better Call Bernal sounds good to me!
I hope you recover ASAP and I'm so happy and proud of you for kickstarting your life. Don't run anyone down with the scooter, unless you happen to ride past the Bristol Massive ofc!
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He's so lovely!
He is 17 with very painful arthritis and thankfully not too overweight, but he deserves all the loving and all the treaties.
Maybe he comes down my way for a seaside break - Hi Tony
Just to let you know you’re a huge bellend and to stay away from Devon ya twit. Cheers! Now duck off 
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Aww @Autisteuse thank you
I’ve just ordered a few A-level psychology books secondhand to read alongside the course I’m doing. Registration opens in March and then I can start applying for a student loan. As a disabled student I may get discount but I have to fill in a form for that when the time comes and provide evidence which I’ve just got onto my surgery for so I’m all ready to go.
If we could talk on the other thread about it occasionally that would be amazing and so kind of you
Just need to find my learning feet again!
And yes I’m so so pleased to have a scooter - had to take out a loan for it as don’t qualify for any help but it’ll be worth it. Just got to find a wfh job now and it’ll all slot into place.
Thank you again for your kind words and offer and I hope you’re doing ok my lovely
If we could talk on the other thread about it occasionally that would be amazing and so kind of you
Just need to find my learning feet again!
And yes I’m so so pleased to have a scooter - had to take out a loan for it as don’t qualify for any help but it’ll be worth it. Just got to find a wfh job now and it’ll all slot into place.
Thank you again for your kind words and offer and I hope you’re doing ok my lovely
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screenshat in 3, 2, 1….Maybe he comes down my way for a seaside break - Hi Tony
I told Kitten that you think him a lovely fellow, and he purrrred. He’s helping me with the cooking now - he has a thing for Chinese cabbage (get in line) and broccoli. And potatoes. And pizza. And chips. None of the things he’s allowed, basically! I understand The Look that only a Cat Can Give - that kind of accusatory yet pleading stare, as if they haven’t eaten for a hundred years. Or even a hundred and two… cherish your boy! One of mine lived until twenty and was still as permanently outraged and sour as ever…If Alice was actually famous Bernal could capitalise on this and do his own show. Better Call Bernal sounds good to me!
I hope you recover ASAP and I'm so happy and proud of you for kickstarting your life. Don't run anyone down with the scooter, unless you happen to ride past the Bristol Massive ofc!
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He's so lovely!
Is there any way to see records of Bernal’s previous cases? Transcripts and the like? He was struck off for something or other, as far as I recall? How on earth did Malice find him? I doubt he’s in the Yellow Pages under the ‘reputable lawyer’ section. If I were he, I’d be embarrassed by the quality of the work he has submitted - misspelling Elsie’s name; allowing Alice to claim she can’t get work; turning in a document covered in stains… It doesn’t surprise me that Alice would choose someone so cavalier when it comes to the law, but he should surely do better as a matter of personal and professional pride?
I imagine that he will be sacked in a few weeks - but will another solicitor touch Alice with a bargepole? She’s notorious for her antics and legal abuse - and there’s no money left for her relentless shenanigans; would she have to represent herself, or would she be able to get a court-appointed or pro bono lawyer? And would it be broadcast on court TV so all of us could enjoy it?
I haven’t been screenshatted by the dipshit that is TotallyLonelyTony or by the malignant narc herself AFE. Feel sad and not whole
Wait, no….just double checked and I actually couldn’t give a duck! Hi Tony and Alice, you pair of utter (utter) fuckwits. Which one of you has the precious brain cell this week?
And have either of you socialised with anybody in real life? Oh no, silly me of course not. That’s why
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Excellent idea except that the initials ACE are entirely misleading!
I suppose AFE does ace self-sabotage.
Of course we can!! I’d be happy to suggest a few books for your reading list too, if you’d be interested… we could even use Alice bleeping Evans as a case study: malignant narcissism in theory and practice…Haha Bristol Massive and the Chamber of the Giant Dildo. Jesus H, Tony is just a complete mess just like his sister. I’m not that far from Brizzle but I don’t think my scooter would make it there
Maybe he comes down my way for a seaside break - Hi Tony
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Aww @Autisteuse thank youI’ve just ordered a few A-level psychology books secondhand to read alongside the course I’m doing. Registration opens in March and then I can start applying for a student loan. As a disabled student I may get discount but I have to fill in a form for that when the time comes and provide evidence which I’ve just got onto my surgery for so I’m all ready to go.
If we could talk on the other thread about it occasionally that would be amazing and so kind of you
Just need to find my learning feet again!
And yes I’m so so pleased to have a scooter - had to take out a loan for it as don’t qualify for any help but it’ll be worth it. Just got to find a wfh job now and it’ll all slot into place.
Thank you again for your kind words and offer and I hope you’re doing ok my lovely
Well yeah, as discussed on here before, she’s a psychologist’s dream….her behaviour is shocking, baffling but at the same time not surprising and makes sense in the context of her barking personality!
Alice bleeping Evans -The Most Bizarre Tale Ever Told From A Psychology Standpoint.
And Oooh yes please to book recommendations. Thank you
I’m fully relieved that I wasn’t the only one who was present for the Giant Dildo Statue era who was utterly, utterly shocked to find out that it doesn’t even exist. My little mind is blown. I wonder if the Bristol tourism board took any weird phone calls.
Marcia had her flight to Bristol booked within two seconds as well.
Maybe that’s why accounts are locking. Out of all the ways that tattlers get to them, falling for a statue that doesn’t exist must have hurt big extra
Feel pity for me, taking friends to Brizzle Airport next week and told them we will be going via a bloody great dildo...no idea how to break the news that they will have to make do with a visit to Costa or Wetherspoons instead of a huge erection in the street
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